It´s me - Captain Luis. I hacked my mommy´s MAC book to give you a few updates on what´s going on here. First I want to say “Danke” (Thank you) for all the kind comments you´ve left and emails you´ve send to celebrate my second birthday. I hope you enjoyed the cake that we served while we´ve been to the zoo.
My birthday party was a blast - and I enjoyed it even more when my mommy read all your comments and mails to me. Thank you so much from the bottom of my ♥ and diaper-botty.
Talking about diapers… my potty training has begun. Uh-Oh. 
Sometimes I envy my little sister Hamster 2.0 - she´s still living inside my mommy´s daily growing pregnacy oven belly and doesn´t care about diapers or potty training yet. We went to the gyn appointment a week ago and it seems the only thing (besides growing) Hamster 2.0 cares about is to hide carefully deep down in the belly to make sure no one takes a proper 3D photo of her. Hamster 2.0 has grown lots during the past weeks. She scales 1.48feet (45cm) and weighs about 5.14lb (2.335g). The next appointment will be on May, 16th and the next meeting at the hospital is sceduled for June 5th.
You might have noticed Jersey hasn´t posted for a while, either. She kept on hiding under the table resting on her boudoir because she´s getting bald losing her winter pelt… see, it´s finally warm in our part of the world: 26°C / 79°F.
Ooooops - I´ve been caught blogging. My mommy saw me and asked me to thank you for your kind emails. She´s feeling a wee bit better, but still tired. She says she still feels like she´s going to explode soon. The hay fever and bronchitis are gone, but she has swelled terribly. She does not weigh as much as she did while she was pregnant with me in week 34, but the EPH gestosis hit her hard.
The main reason why my mommy didn´t blog for such a long time is the gestosis - and the fact her brain feels like fluffy cotton candy. 
There are soooooo many things to tell, but the cotton candy brain keeps her away from posting… and she didn´t participate in the weekly MEMEs just because she can´t make sure to visit the other participants. See, my mommy can´t even make sure to visit her favorite daily reads currently. My mommy doesn´t want to upset anyone by not visiting or not even returning a visit. The only thing she has kept up is the Project 365 (a promise is a promise), but it looks like my mommy misses you all so much she´ll take a break of her blogging break soon, at the latest right after she has finished the huge web project a very important client hired her for (creating such a huge project while raising a busy toddler like me, having a little Hamster inside, watching diva-licious furr balls flying through the house and having a cotton candy brain is not as easy as 1-2-3 *g*).
However, my mommy hopes you are not upset she has been neglecting her bloggy and her faithful readers for such a long time. :-*
Have I told you that we all hate it when my daddy Frank wears a suit? That usually means he´ll be gone for a looooong time, earing some money somewhere far far away… looks like he´s getting prepared to leave soon… so I hope you don´t mind I´m going to quit now… I want to cuddle and play with my with my daddy before it´s time for him to leave.
:cool: Yo-Ho :cool:
And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Homer: A hundred bucks for a comic book? Who drew it, Michaelmelangelo?
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