It’s sanni-licious

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TAILS - List three things from any category

3 Things that  keep me away from Blogland:

1.) Lily is ill - we’ve been to countless doctors and the University hospital. The results will be in this Thursday. Please keep your fingers crossed for our little princess.
2.) The Crohn’s Diseas is back - and it hit me hard this time. Don’t worry about me… this always happens when I’m in a worry.
3.) I don’t think it’s appropriate to blog from the toilet - and I don’t think the WLAN access works in the bathroom.

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? No? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

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HEADS *OR* TAILS - Heads *Or* Tails

Okay, I didn’t change this line. This means you’re reading a scheduled bloggy.  Looks like we managed to get out flight to Mallorca, Spain. Yes, I am away, not in here… but being away is absolutely no reason to miss the

1st anniversary of Heads Or Tails

Just in case you’re new to my blog - you’re about to meet the whole motley crew in a few seonds.

If you’re a lurker… today is THE day to quit and de-lurk yourself. I’m about to show you mine, so show me yours! You know you want to!

You’re not a newbie and not a lurker? Good! Hope you don’t mind to see our faces again. Take the following as a little “Hi! Nice too see you again!” from us to you!

Here we go - the HEADS behind the “It’s Sanni-licious”:

Jersey - The Furry Diva. She is the most annoying and needy dog on earth, but she’s ours and we love her.
Lily - The newest member of our family, born 8 weeks ago. She makes us smile and beam with pride.
Luis - The Captain, our busy 2 year old toddler who’s now a proud big brother, making life worth living every day.
Frank - I’m the luckiest person on earth. The best hubs I can imagine. He adores me as much as I adore him.
Sanni - that’s me, wondering every day “How did I get so lucky?”

Sidenote: Having a look at that photo of Frank an me I once again realize one thing - I know this might sound really cheesy, but Frank is also my greatest friend in the world. No matter what, I can always tell him what’s on my mind, what’s bothering me and he’s there for me 100 percent.  He’s the only person I know that understands my dreams and encourages me relentlessly. Obviously, because otherwise I’d be in here now instead of taking a look at different pretty houses in Spain.
Frank is also one of the few people that I never get sick of, and we can laugh about everything, or nothing at all, at any given moment. The “benefits” are pretty nice, too - see, we make cute babies *LOL*.

I’m sure each and every one of you has someone you call your best friend, so tell me about him or her! What is it about your BFF that makes him or her so special to you?

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? No? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

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HEADS: Doctor

For each newborn child in Germany, the moms receive a planner with a schedule of all health checkups for their babies. In this planner all
health checkups during the first 64 months of the baby’s life are recorded. The exams are named “U1″ - “U9″ and “J1″ - “J2″

The “U1″ gets done immediately after the baby’s birth.
“U2″ takes place about the 3rd until 10th day of the baby’s life.
U3 is scheduled for the 4th up to 6th week after the baby is born.

Last Friday Lily had a doctor’s appointment for the U3. During the last 6 weeks Lily has grown 7,5 cm and gained 1.650g - the doctor says she’s in a top condition. It took a load off my mind… especially after all those complications and the sickness she went through after her birth.

Her first rotavirus immunization went well, too. This jab is administered orally in 3 steps: The first one is given 6 weeks after the baby is born, the second jab 4 weeks later and the third jab will be given during the “U4″ exam, which will take place between the 3rd and 4th month of Lily’s life.

Lily and Luis both like Doctor Kahl lots. So if you’ll ever be in need of a pediatrician in Dusseldorf, Germany - we highly recommend him.

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? No? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

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HEADS *OR* TAILS -
Sit *OR* Stand

I’m totally into this song. Whenever I listen to it I’m in high spirits. It’s my favorite exercise song, too. I’m pretty sure Frank, Lily and Jersey are annoyed already - there’s a 98% chance they’re going to bribe me with something just to make sure they won’t have to listen to “our song” again. Our song? Yes - Luis won’t bribe me. He loves our song as much as I do… You might ask yourself “Which song is she talking about?”

It’s “Closer” by Ne-Yo.

Now please come closer and get comfy - sit down or stand, whatsoever you prefer. There’s no escape. I’m going to share the video now anyway

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? No? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

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HEADS - Joke

Smoking dope

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, “If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won’t be sent to jail.”

So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday.

The two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did.

”I got 17 people to get off drugs,” says the first guy.

”Wow, how’d you do that?” asks the judge.

”I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.”

”Oh, that’s nothing!” said the second guy. “I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.”

”Wow. How’d you do that?” asked the judge.

”Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison…”

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Just in case you don’t like jokes, are bored and want to annoy somebody:

15 ways to annoy your bathroom friends:
1. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
2. ”Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
3. ”Damn, this water is cold.”
4. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
5. ”Now how did that get there?”
6. ”Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.”
7. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,”Whoa! Easy boy!!”
8. ” Interesting….more sinkers than floaters”
9. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,”Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?”
10. ”C’mon Mr. Happy! Don’t fall asleep on me!!”
11. ”Boy, that sure looks like a maggot”
12. ”Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?”
14. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
15. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, ”Peek-a-boo!”

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? No? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.