The Evil Stepmother - a viral link story
brought to you by my dear friend Bridget @ …And Miles To Go Before We Sleep…
Once upon a time, after the evil stepmom had put up a Barbed wire fence around everything, the Empress came and shouted: “I’ve come to give you A little piece of me mind!” The evil stepmom, Shelby, came out to see what all the Rambling from this Crazy person was about. I am adding…The cranky, evil step mom watched in horror as the insane person began to parade around singing “A Boy Named Sue.”It seemed like forever this insane person would sing and for miles he would parade, all the while twisting and dancing to the song.
It was nothing short of sheer brilliance, though, this Empress, dancing like a wild monkey in an accordian store, waving goodbye to the evil (and I mean very evil) stepmom and heading off to her job as a Kelly Girl on a military base in South Carolina. It was there she was swept off her feet by Officer Gorgeous and signed up to be part of the USO. It was day by day living with Officer Gorgeous. They went to dances, watched movies, star-gazed, & drank their fountain drinks from the same glass. Then, her Mother, Sister, and Friend came along with their friend, Palm Tree Fanatic and decided that watching movies was so much fun they wanted to do it for 365 days out of the year. But they soon got tired and decided to go to Starbucks instead and order a Coffee 2 Go. The cashier offered them some Pearls of Wisdom…
The pretty cool combination of caffeine and widom resulted in the decision: “Hey, we´ll go on a journey.” Everyone knows the only travel agent waranting satisfaction is the Lifecruiser Cybercruise Tourist Agency. They booked a cruise from Norway to Beautiful British Columbia. During the first night aboard all passengers were roused by beautiful melodies. They couldn´t resist to start a happy dance, listening to the Echos of Grace.
Obviously I tag:
- Captain Lifecruiser @ Lifecruiser
- Tor @ ToraA Mirror
- Heather @ Beautiful British Columbia
- Odat @ Odat´s Mumblings
- Amazing Gracie @ Echoes of Grace
Rules:
1. Copy and paste the story above, and the rules, on your blog.
2. Find out who you’re going to tag. (2-3 people, or more, if you wish)
3. Write one or two sentences to continue the story, and use the titles of the blogs you’re tagging or any word(s) associated with them as keywords in the links you include in your part of the story.
4. Remember to tell your taggees that you’ve tagged them!
5. Feel free to use this and start your own viral link story. I’d very much appreciate a link back to Mother’s Home if you do. (Or a tag, if you prefer!)
Fortune = Fortress???
Well, okay… I saw Tish opening a Fortune Cookie last week… and I thought “I want one, too!” You know, I´m a cookie monster. A quite luckless cookie monster - I adopted Murphy and his law a while ago.
Let me tell you: The all to common outcome of a seemingly predictable chain of events is catastrophe. In other words: Never snap a fortune cookie open if you´re in the beginning, middle or end of a luckless pahse in your life =)
However… I snapped my cookie open, extracted my fortune, and read:
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Help, I have been kidnapped and forced to work as a prisoner in the fortune cookie factory! Get a cookie from Miss Fortune |
Nerdiousity and Grammar
borrowed from the one and only Desert Songbird - she gave the tests a try and I just had to find out my own results.
The Original nerd test:
Nerd Test 2.0:
The It’s Its There Their They’re Quiz
| You Scored an A |
 You got 10/10 questions correct.It’s pretty obvious that you don’t make basic grammatical errors. If anything, you’re annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs. As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they’re only human. And it’s humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes. |
The It’s Its There Their They’re Quiz
HA! Sending out my deepest apologies for all slips of my keyboard, typos and not double checked posts =)
Have a great weekend, darling bloggie people. I´ll return tomorrow for a musical PhotoHunt - and stop by your great reads in a minute.
Catch ya,
And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Scully: Homer, we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Sanni
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