Apr 26

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Guess who´s TWO!!!

Happy 2nd Birthday

Happy 2nd Birthday, little Captain Luis!

You´re the best thing that has happened to us ever. We fell head over feet in love with you the very first second we saw you… and we adore you more and more every day, loving that we can have small fun conversations… loving that every day you surprise us with some new things you pick up… loving that you are so funny!

One thing that will never change is that you will always stay our little man no matter how old you are! *LOL*

We love you tons and hope your day will be wonderful!

xoxo,

your daddy and mommy - both beaming with pride. :-*

Jan 31

Original post can be found @ MsMaggieMooTalks2U:

***AFTER READING THIS POST, PLEASE CONSIDER COPYING IT AND POSTING IT ON YOUR BLOG-THE MORE EXPOSURE THIS GETS, THE BETTER***

She tries to sleep, but she can’t-the noises coming from the only bedroom in the trailer are too loud, too embarrassing. Rolling over she faces the wall and hopes that her father will finish what he’s doing and that her step-mother won’t make any more noise.

She’s living every teenage girl’s nightmare.

It’s bad enough that she was torn from her friends in Kentucky-but living here, in this cramped, dirty trailer with no privacy and no indoor shower is the icing on the cake. Fitting in at school was out of the question-her father made sure of that by not allowing her to socialize outside of class & eventually, she woke up one morning knowing that she would no longer walk the halls of freedom, but instead would be taught in the very trailer she slept in.

It’s probably for the best, she thinks-if anyone ever found out that they make me wear hand me down underwear I’d be the laughing stock of the state anyway…

She wishes she could move home-to her real home-with her mother and sister in Connecticut. There she would be nurtured and cared for, and allowed to be a teenager…allowed to have opinions and ideas and to cut her hair the way she likes it.

But she knows she can’t. He’s making sure of that too…

Jamie wants to come home.

Many of you know Linda from Are We There Yet? And perhaps you know that she has two daughters, Amanda and Jamie. Amanda lives with Linda here in CT and Jamie lives in Florida with her father and his wife.

Life for Jamie is not going well.

Jamie is living a lonely life in a cramped, dirty trailer with guardians who won’t allow her to be an individual. She is not allowed to have friends. She can’t choose her own music or movies and she can’t even cut her hair. She has to shower in a common area of a camp ground because her “home” doesn’t have a shower.


She is homeschooled by her stepmother-a woman who is not qualified to take on such a task and Jamie is, for sure, behind other kids her age academically. No doubt, she will also fall behind socially as well.

Though Jamie has expressed to her father that she wants to move to Connecticut to live with her mother, he will not allow it. His reasoning is that Linda is not a good mother.

His reasoning is bull shit.

When Jamie visits, it is easy to see that she flourishes. Her smile is bright and it’s clear that being allowed to smile and laugh and to be a little quirky is the reason. Anyone who reads Linda’s blog knows that she is a caring and attentive mother who strives to give both of her children what they deserve.

The man that Jamie and Amanda call Dad is not a good man. He remarried and is completely wrapped up in his new marriage and does not care what happens to Jamie. If he believes that Linda is a bad mother because Amanda has blue hair, then I wonder what he would say if she were to cast her daughter out of her life simply because she was a little different…

Of course, Linda would never do that-but he did. Amanda lived with her father at one time, and was sent back to live with Linda because she didn’t “fit in” to the family he wanted to create. He no longer speaks to her. Now tell me, how can a man who disowns one daughter ever be a better parent than one who loves unconditionally?

He can’t.

And that’s why Jamie needs to come home.

Being a single mother who makes “too much money” (read: she makes over the poverty level) Linda does not qualify for financial assistance for legal aid, and therefore is having trouble getting a lawyer’s attention. In CT, courts consider a custody award as subject to change until the child involved grows up, and in most states proof of a “change in circumstances” may overturn an earlier award. This flexibility is intended to allow for the correction of poor or outdated decisions.

Jamie has vocalized to both parents that she wishes to move. Her dad has vocalized that it will never happen. Linda made a promise to Jamie that she would do anything in her power to get here home.

But she needs our help.

On my sidebar I have posted a magic button-this magic button allows you to donate to the Get Jamie Home Legal Fund. The faster you click, the faster you will help change the life of one little girl who very much needs a new life.

Please help. We’ve seen in the past that every penny helps…even if you can only donate $5, please consider doing it.


Jamie needs to come home.

Additional note from Sanni: Please hop over to MsMaggieMooTalks2U and donate to the fund set up to bring Jamie home. There´s a donation link placed in the sidebar. Donating is easy as 1-2-3: paypal and credit cards are accepted.

Most of you know life has changed much for our family during the last year. We had to learn to manage life with less money - so if we can afford a donation, everybody can -

And everybody´s got the right to have a light-hearted childhood and adolescence, don´t you think? A wonderful and caring blogging buddy needs your help. So what are you waiting for??? ;)

Thank you ♥



Oct 31







When Pumpkins Glow

When Pumpkins Glow
Then you will know
I think of you
And hope you too

Remember times
When even dimes
Would buy those things
Like store-bought rings

And make a call
Say Hi Ya all
And candy bars
Big ones like Mars

And pumpkins fat
Even a hat
Things fun for you
And for me too.

Happy Halloween!


The Halloweeny MEME

1. What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
Just one word: Hostel
The eye-removal-operation… *geeeek* Not only the scariest, but also the most splattering movie I´ve ever seen.
I was so scared that I felt like I might wet my panties for two hours!!!

2. What was your favorite Halloween Costume from childhood?
Mmmmh… being a little child my favorite Costume has been (whoever laughs about it will be shot!) “Miss Piggy”. My Mrs Elli sewed it for me when I was about 6 years old. However, the costume was not made for Halloween. We did celebrate and dress up in costumes for Fasching/Fastnacht which was the Tuesday before AshWednesday.
3. If you had an unlimited budget, what would your Fantasy Costume be for this Halloween?
Ursula, the witchy octopus diva villian from Disney´s The Little Mermaid. I always wanted a dress-maker to make an Ursula costume for me. Approximately like this… :-)

Don´t know, what´s wrong with me. I love the villians… Cruela as well, but the Halloween Cruela Costume is taken already by a gay guy I know…

4. When was the last time you went Trick or Treating?
Last year, did you know, I went to a neighborhood and they were giving out iPods? *justkidding* When I was a little child, there has not been any Halloween-hype in Germany (Was that whiney enough for you…?) But I´m planning to go every year with with Mr L as soon as possible. However, I will not collect my own candy. In the future I´m going to steal Mr L´s… *GGG*


5. What’s your favorite Halloween Candy?
Any time of year, my fave candy is M&Ms Peanutbutter. And Skittles. But they are not sold in Germany. Too bad… Is that too much information?


6. Tell us about a scary nightmare you had.
My internet-account did not work, the new harddisk of my notebook was f#*ked and the old harddisk was infected by sealop ;-) Oh damn shit… this wasn´t a nightmare…*geehee*
I rarely have nightmares. After waking up the contents of my dreams are mostly burried in oblivion.


7. What is your Supernatural Fear?
I don’t have one, but if there are ghosts existing I’d like my grandma to visit me.


8. What is your Creepy-Crawly Fear?
Spiders… exept Sir Humphrey. But far at worst I fear a bite of the famous “brown recluse spider”. Why? Because the bite injects a toxic that eats away your skin. Are you scared yet?

9. Tell us about a time when you saw a ghost, or heard something go bump in the night.
I went on a vacation in a cabin that was in the woods. I spent ONE night alone… and heard a scrabble on the roof. The wind was swirling as well. I was totally freaked out and wanted to spent the night hiding under the bed. Next morning the scratching turned out to be just some rodents on the roof… a good laugh today, but definetly not that night.


10. Would you ever stay in a real Haunted House overnight?
It would be fun to have a sleepover party. I love to play “Truth or Dare?!”…


11. Are you a traditionalist (just a face) Jack O’Lantern Carver, or do you get really creative with your pumpkins?
I can get pretty creative when I have the time.
But I prefer antics… so I usually carve a Jack O´Latern face, which consists of three triangles for the eyes and nose and a big toothy grin for the mouth.


12. How much do you decorate your home for Halloween?
Like this (decorative Mr L. will not be removed after Halloween!!!)

13. What do you want on your Tombstone?
Mmmmmh… tuna chunks, bell peppers, extra cheese… ;P All jokes aside:
Tombstone? I’m a vampire. We’re immortal.



Myers meets A Nightmare Before XMAS

And please visit the…

… and Sonny to learn about Halloweeny-History…


happy trick and treatin´

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Bart, I’m not asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You may not realize it now, but when you save a rich guy’s life, he showers you with riches. Don’t you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the villagers tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough, so they got Hercules and he used his mighty strength, and bingo. Anyway, the moral is, is that the lion was so happy, that he gave Hercules this big… thing… of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get riches?
Homer: It was the olden days.
Bart: Oh.

Oct 18

Ask The Coffee-Auntie!
(today featuring:
Evil Blogger Twin)


Dear Coffie Auntie,
I had to buy my Glenfiddich at the Fruchtunion grocery store last week. The chick at the checkout counter asked if I wanted paper or plastic. I froze and didn’t know what to say. How should I have responded?
–> Stumped in DU

Dear Stumped,
This is a very good question as most Glenfiddich is not purchased in grocery stores, unless it’s Interfood Ltd next to the abandoned depot. The answer is simple; would you really want to put something as tasty, true, and pure into something as artificial as a plastic bag? Of course not, be genuine, use paper.


Dear Coffee Auntie,
I am a novice Glen drinker. I am not certain as to which flavor of Glen goes with what dishes. Any suggestions?
–> Culinary Chaos in Dayton


Dear Chaos,
The great thing about Glen is that it is such a versatile vino. It goes with anything and everything. I really like the Special Reserve when I am serving hot dogs, frozen pizza, or loosemeat sandwiches. The Solera Reserve goes well with chicken nuggets, and really shines when complimenting fried SPAM. If you’re having one of your ladies over, I suggest a combination of oysters and Ancient Reserve with Ginseng. The oysters get her motor running and the Ginseng will help you keep it running. NOTE: Unless you like having colorful stool, there is no good reason to drink the Grape.


Dear Coffee Auntie,
A lot of my friends drink Glen and they LOVE it. I don’t get what all the excitement is about. What’s the big deal?
> Bewildered in Brookville


Dear Bewildered,
I could go on and on about the bouquet, the fruity taste, and the clean, crisp finish; however, it’s much more than that. At € 7,05 a fifth and 40% alcohol, it’s like an inexpensive, liquid version of crack.

Dear Coffee-Auntie!
Today, I am worse of again. Up to now, everything went wrong. I am in need to fullfill a contract, but my brandnew harddisk is f#*ked up. Every attempt to overhaul the little bag of shit failed. Momentary I use the old one to get in touch with you. So many things to do, so little time. Time is running, deadline coming. Headache as well.
–> frustrated Missy S.

P.S.: Could you please tell my good old friends Mr C and Mrs S I´m not able to use the google talk tool at present cause it is not installed on the old harddisk? Not enough space. But I am still in here… Thanks!

Dear Missy S!
There is only one loophole for you.
The harddisk seems to be beyond repair. Spend a lot of mullah for a new harddisk, install the whole shit new. Afterwards fill a huge glass with Glen, raise it and celebrate your new harddisk. Loore another glass of Glen and lurch to bed. Stand up early in the morning and work beastlike to fullfill your target specification.


Dear Coffee Auntie,
My wife has told me that unless I stop drinking Glen and get a job, she is going to leave me. She’s really a nag, and I love Wild Irish Rose. Help Me Out!!!
–> Married and Drunk in NE


Dear MD,
Just tell her that it was the consumption of Glen that prompted you to ask her to marry you, so it’s only fitting that the Glen be the demise of your marriage. Try that and let the chips fall where they may.

That’s all the advice for today. Remember, a cheap buzz is only a fifth of Glen away.

Cheers,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: [drunk] “Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.”

{Ed. note: “Need advice” is a hijacked Bagwine-Story… fitted to C2go. Kudos to Matt! Thx for inspiration}

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