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Welcome to Thursday 13 Edition #136

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13 “I Love You” Quotes”

dedicated to someone special, for a special reason, on a special day

1.) “Multiply it by infinity, take it to the depths of forever and you’ll still only have a glimpse of how much I love you.”

2.) “831 means ‘I Love You’ - 8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning.”

3.) “For yesterday’s memories, today’s love, and tomorrow’s dreams I love you.”

4.) “I love you. There is nothing else to do, run and I will run with you.”

5.) “If you’re asking if I need you, the answer is forever. If you’re asking if I will leave you, the answer is never. If you’re asking what I value, the answer is you. If you asking if I love you, the answer is I DO.”

6.) “I love you more now than when you began to read this sentence.”

7.) “I may not know everything, but there’s one thing that I know and am sure of; I love you.”

8.) “I love you and you love me. That’s all we’ll ever need.”

9.) “The shortest word in the world is ‘I,’ the sweetest word in the world is ‘love’ and the only one for me is ‘you.’”

10.) “I love you more than any word can say … I love you more than every action I take … I’ll be right here loving you till the end.”

11.) “I love you unconditionally, with everything I am, and more than anyone ever thought possible.”

12.) “Everytime the wind blows, I whisper, ‘I LOVE YOU!’”

13.) “I Love you with the breath, the smiles and the tears of all my life.”

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: I gave my love a chicken, it had no bones. Mmmmm Chicken!

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Hi folks! This is Hamster 2.0 reporting out of my mommy´s belly. I helped my parents to choose the name I will be given when I´m born! My parents had a long list of possible names… although I liked all names on the list I decided for this very special one… it fits perfectly to me! I convinced my parents to think the same during one of our ultrasound photo sessions.

Here are 13 baby girl names I will NOT be given
(in no particular order):

1.) Mia - origin: Italian / meaning: My. / Also a variant of Maria: Wished for child; rebellion.

2.) Kaylee - origin: English / meaning: Pure. / It´s a variant of Katherine.

3.) Sara - origin: Spanish / meaning: Princess.

4.) Jordan - origin: Hebrew / meaning: To flow down. Flowing down.

5.) Luna - origin: Spanish / meaning: Moon.

6.) Emma - origin: German / meaning: Universal.

7.) Kia - origin: Swedish / short form of Kristina

8.) Marlie - origin: German / meaning: Contraction of Maria Magdalene.

9.) Lavinia - origin: Latin / meaning: Mother of the Romans.

10.) Anna - origin: Hebrew / meaning: Prayer.

11.) Lea - origin: Assyrian / meaning: Ruler.

12.) Alina - origin: Dutch / meaning: Alone.

13.) Zoe - origin: Greek / meaning: Life.

You may ask yourself: “Which name did Hamster 2.0 choose???”
Well, that will not be revealed until I will be born. I´ll carry my codename Hamster 2.0 till I will move out of my 1-room appartment!

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy’s boat!

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It´s all about SPAM.

Spam is meant to be alluring to its recipient - the hope that a stupid person will click through and buy something (bigger boobs, some blue pills, you name it).

I don’t know a single living human who has ever acted upon a spam message, but someone somewhere must be doing it, or the fools who send spam wouldn’t send so darn much of it.

Following are my 13 favorite spam subject lines from last week.

1.) Take this pills and make your Lassie feel the difference! - Lassie??? Are you freaking kidding me?

2.) You won $ 1,000,000.00 in the lottery. Don´t you remember entering? - Oh, drats. That pregnancy hormones are blowing out my memory. Sadly I won´t remember this mail in 3… 2… 1…

3.) She will always be hungry for your new long sausage - Sorry to hear that. See, I´m a “potatoe salad” person.

3.) Your little soldier will grow up to be a huge love general - AYE!

4.) Paypal needs you to submit your credit card and bank account information again as part of routine security maintenance - Yeah, and the Royal Bank of Scotland, the Bank of America, the Citybank…

5.) Schl*ng increase! 4 inches today, double up to 8 inches tomorrow. - *OUCH*

6.) Increase Your Penis Width(Girth) by up to20% - Considering I don’t have one… well, no… thanks!

7.) 500,000 satisfied men! - WOW! You are one busy bee… way to go!

8.) Urgent! Your Schoolmate William needs your help! - William? Who the heck?

9.) 58.922 single ladies from Russia are wait for you! - Way too much to handle for our tiny home.

10.) Miller Beer is giving away 2902 cases of beer to you on Feb 29th - Wait… I´ll forward this to Homer J. Simpson

11.) Your credit card has been charged $ 516.78 for laundry service - I´ll pay when I get all my left socks back!

12.) Request for urgent Business Relationship: Help me get my legacy - Ahhhh, there you are… I badly missed you, Prince of Nigeria, son of spams.

13.) Sign up for the ‘National Do Not E-Mail Registry’ to stop you from receiving unwanted e-mail - That´s my favorite… definitely!

Have I mentioned that these ads are so very professional sounding? What´s your favorite SPAM?

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy’s boat!

Happy Valentine´s Day to you and yours

♥ Spend it smooching a loved one ♥

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It´s all about love… today´s Thursday 13 features “Valentine´s Day” - what else?
Here are 13 out of 14 Coupons I´ll give my Valentine Frank today. 13 out of 14? Yes, one coupon is “out for publication” ;)