Haiku is one of the most important form of traditional Japanese poetry.
If you are able count syllables, you can write a haiku. Haikus don’t rhyme, and they aren’t supposed to have a title. A Haiku must “paint” a mental image in the reader’s mind. Haiku is a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, including a theme.

A Matsuo Bashō classic:

初しぐれ猿も小蓑をほしげ也
Hatsu shigure saru mo komino wo hoshige nari

the first cold shower;

even the monkey seems to want

a little coat of straw.

[At that time, Japanese rain-gear consisted of a large, round hat and a shaggy straw cloak.]

You know, I´m definitely not a “classic” person… and I rarely stand to the rules, so…

Glistening like a
ridiculous pink trophy
my dildo triumphs

I bet this one will cause a blog-ranking of NC-17!
However, writing haiku is quite addictive. If you´re able to write 10 haikus in your life you´re allowed to name yourself “haiku master”. Well, I´m off to work on my master degree now =)

Feel free to post your haiku in the comments or via email. For further inspiration visit hawt Turnbaby´s Hot Haiku and Hot Haiku Redux!

Have a great day, peeps - spend it painting hawt mental images into anybody´s mind!

catch ya,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people is purely by coincidence and any of their actions in actual historical events is not accurate.

Somewhere in Germany, on a lazy Sunday morning afternoon.
The living room, on a huge sofa. The weather´s lousy. Crap on TV.
All attendees are indisposed.

Cast of characters:
The Mrs, let´s name her Sanni, is suffering from nausea, tonsilitis and fatigue.
The Mr, why not name him Frank, has spend the whole night working.
The little one, Luis might be a fitting name, is teething. He´ll fall asleep real soon.
The furry thing diva, looking like Jersey, sets a good example: beauty-sleeping.

The Mr and the Mrs are on their way to make plans how to spend the rest of this lousy day. The furry thing diva is sleeping already and the little one is dozy, too. So “going” out is not an option.

How about… well… playing Clue or Backgammon? The brain cells begin to revolt immediately. No way!

Why not bake a cake? Because there´s a lonely mouse sitting in the fridge… crying because she´s starving to death. Watching a lowbrow movie could be nice. The brain cells begin to revolt again: “More action, please!”

Okay… there´s another option.

How about… having SEX?
Could having sex be fun right now? Tired as hell?

Well, let´s see if we can proof that sex is fun.

Aaaaaah… now I got your attention =)

HA! There we have it!
Off to crosscheck “life” right now … just for testing purpose, of course.
Have a great Sunday, peeps. Spend it… doing whatever you feel like. You might involve chocolate sauce or mustard. Whatsoever you prefer. Have fun! =)

~Love ya all later,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: I’ll never wiggle my bare butt it public again
Lisa: I’d like to believe that this time, I really would.

Fake

Now… that´s a tough theme for me. I´ve racked my brain , ransacked my photos… and found: NOTHING… but than I saw a picture of me… better to say… a part of me… uhm, well two parts of me. I thought about posting this for about a splitsecond, asking you: “Fake or real? You decide!” Naaaaaaah… although these two parts of my body were piled with a little sweet Victoria´s Secret´s nothing - it´s way too juicy to post in a weekly MEME *snicker*

I found a much sweeter picture of a fake sheep in my archives:

[Luis covered in a (fake fur) sheep blanket -
the picture was taken in July 2006, published with his prior agreement =) ]

Hope everyone´s had a fine morning coffee today =D

Thanks for stopping by - happy weekend ya all!

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: You mean you gave away both your dogs? You know how I feel about giving.

Welcome to my TT Edition #16 - the Special Edition “Cyber Cruise”!

“Don’t miss our fabulous cyber cruise that starts now on Friday the 16th of March with many fantastic destinations such as: Sweden, Norway, Belgium, Spain, Germany, Alaska (!), US, Italy, Dominican Republic, Australia and other mystery destinations!”
Mrs Lifecruiser, Cyber Cruise Captain

*singing* “My bags are packed, I´m ready to go…” besides all the usual and useful stuff (coffee mug, espresso machine, beauty case, Sambuca, medicine, 436 pairs of shoes, scented candles, towels, tool kit, Dom Perignon, double salted licorice, yoga stuff, etc.)
I´d like to add 13 things I can´t live without to my trolley. So the special edition is about

13 “Things” in my Cyber Cruise Bag:

1.) My wooden dick pipe (as promised)

2.) Backgammon Board

3.) Must-have: My Digi Cam

4.) Aaah… diving - I´ll need diving gear

5.) a ton of (guide-)books

6.) ipod (pirates-songs) and Docking-Station

7.) My beloved sunglasses

8.) Mmmh… Evolution Surf Mango Cucumber Revitalizing Spray

9.) Fave Bikini

10.) My notebook to stay in touch with Non-Cruisers

11.) Blind Passenger #1: Jersey (don´t worry - she is comfy *smile*)

12.) Blind Passenger #2: Luis

13.) Blind Passenger #3: Frank

I promise: The blind passengers are all cat-friendly, party-beasts who are able to hold their drinks, will sllep in my cabin and the best: bring their own DOM =)))

*WOO* I know… I have to take seat on my trolley (as usual) in order to get it closed… but I miss something… so I hope you don´t mind: I´m off now to shop these for the cruise:

Ship Ahoy!

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.