
…brought to you by Tammy…
If I were a direction I’d be… straight ahead.
If I were furniture I’d be… a cradle - obviously.
If I were a liquid I’d be… double espresso.
If I were a sin I’d be… gluttony. Let´s not forget: I´m pregnant
If I were a gem/stone I’d be… Opal.
If I were a metal I’d be… Platinum.
If I were a tree I’d be… an almond tree.
If I were a fruit I’d be… a strawberry, covered with chocolate.
If I were a flower I’d be… a lily.
If I were weather I’d be… sunshine, tickling your nose in the morning.
If I were a music instrument I’d be… a harp.
If I were an element I’d be… air.
If I were a colour I’d be… red.
If I were an animal I’d be… a little white sheep.
If I were a sound I’d be… Christmas sleigh bells.
If I were a lyric I’d be… “Imagine all the people living life in peace” -
Imagine, John Lennon
If I were a song I’d be… Valerie (Mark Ronson feat. Amy Winehouse).
If I were a music type I’d be… alternative rock.
If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… Allure by Chanel.
If I were a feeling I’d be… slaphappy.
If I were a book I’d be… “A Day At The Zoo” - Luis favorite picture book.
If I were food I’d be… a cupcake.
If I were a city I’d be… Paris, France.
If I were a taste I’d be… hot and spicy.
If I were a scent I’d be… fresh brewed morning coffee.
If I were a word I’d be… mommy. Love the sound.
If I were a verb I’d be… travel.
If I were an object I’d be… a coffee mug.
If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… a cuddly pajama.
If I were a body part I’d be… a belly button?!
If I were an facial expression I’d be… surprised.
If I were a cartoon character I’d be… the cookie monster.
If I were a movie I’d be… “You´ve Got Mail”. My Outlook broke down a few days ago. I want my emails. Now!
If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… a circle. I´m getting rounder every day. :-*
If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… summer.
If I were a sentence I’d be… Coffee and cake anyone?
You´re not hiding very well… I can see you… please come and play along:
Before you´ll get your daily moment of Homer J Simpson I have to post a video that stucks in my head since I read the MEME title:
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Donuts! Is there anything they can´t do?












































