Apr 12







Welcome to my TT Edition #20 - the Special Edition “A Ball gown is needed”!
- another TT of the category: “Please take me with a pinch of salt!”

Aaaaaah! I´m glad you´re here. Your help is needed. I need a ball gown for the upcoming Cyber Cruise Ball (April 14th 2007). I´ve spend hours in various shops to find the perfect gown. Being the wishy-washy shopoholic that I am I avoided to make a decision. So I hired a shopping- and lifestyle guru. Well, it was a last-minute appointment - but I found one… wondering why a very special prize was offered to me… but I inked the contract.

I guess the experts were busy, because this is the lady they sent me:

And this is what (s)he… (*UHM* it??? ) advised me to buy:

I bought the After - Easter - Sanni - bunny - dress just to get rid of the weird lady. I really need to arrive a decision right now. Could you please help me?

13 Ball gowns - please choose one! Shall I take on of those colorful sexy gowns?
… or one of those gown making me look like a huge candy?

*TEE-HEE* Please leave your advice in your comment. Thanks a lot for your help - I´m off now to buy some shoes, get my hair done, visit the Nail Bar and get a Brasilian Waxing. Last but not least I have to barter my bunny-dress!

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: My ears are burning.
Lisa: I wasn’t talking about you, Dad.
Homer: No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside, so I lit a Q-tip.





Apr 3

[Please scroll down for my latest TIT-posting! Thank you!]

Inspired by a previous MEME the wonderful Janna @ The Jennaverse - One More Raindrop in a Bloggy Ocean created this funny MEME in order to add more stress and angst to the blogosphere . The guys she tagged were not supposed to tag anyone else, but - Of course they did, true to Jenna´s motto: “Misery loves Company (Er. I mean: Gosh. This will be fun)”

It took a second till Mimi, Queen of Memes @ Mimi writes… got tagged and Queen Mimi decided to spread around the fun by tagging the whole blogosphere. I appreciate Queen Mimi´s sweeping statement… so I don´t have to choose anybody because you ALL are tagged. Don´t even think about cheating - even you lurkers. I can see you! Be brave, fill out the MEME and leave a comment so we can have a look at your answers!

update: Thanks to Jenna and Mimi for the great fun! It didn´t hurt - I swear!!! *LOL*

LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU’VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
1. May I have some more carrots, please?
2. Here´s my U2-concert ticket – I don´t wanna go there!
3. This will be my last cigarette ever
4. Sorry honey, I´m too tired!

LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU’VE FELT THIS WEEK:
1. Lonestar - Amazed
2. Faithless - Insomnia
3. Guns N’ Roses - Sweet Child O’ Mine
4. Paffendorf – Crazy, Sexy, Marvelous
5. Marvin Gaye – Let´s Get It On
6. David Vendetta – Love To Love You Babe

IMAGINE YOU’RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
1. The day begins as beautiful sunlight is streaming in and we make wild passionate love…
2. We cruise to the beach in our little Mini Cooper Cabrio (topless *giggle*) listening to some good music
3. Spending a lovely day at the beach, sand between our toes, later candle light picnic .
4. Well, replace morning´s beautiful sunlight with lucid moonshine and let the day end how it began ;)

MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
1. Caffeinated Vixen
2. The Smurf Killers
3. Laryngitis
4. Jimmy Rugrat And The Diaper Snoopers
5. Ferrets On Fire

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
1. Oooops I Did It Again, Britney Spears
2. (Asereje) Hijas Del Tomate, Las Ketchup
3. Schrei, Tokio Hotel

The 1st Thursday Thirteen Carnival is up. In this issue thirteen non-T13 posts from thirteen Thursday Thirteeners are highlighted. WOO-HOO. My Cyber Cruise-Posting to the Dominican Republic is one of the featured posts - I´m honored. Please visit the other featured blogger - there are many good blogs waiting for you =)

catch ya,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: I want the answers now or eventually!


Mar 30








Welcome to my 13th feast…
Today we offer:


Appetizer (feat. wine: Geyser Peak, Cabernet Sauvignon, Sonoma County, California, 1997)

What are you proud of?


Soup (feat. wine: Mas de Daumas Gassac Primeur, vin blanc, 2006)

What is the best thing you’ve ever won as a prize?


Salad (feat. wine: Ausejour Becot Grand Cru, Saint-Emillion AOC, 2000)

Name something you do that is a waste of time.

Main Course (feat. wine: Château Myrat Primeur Cru Classé, vin blanc, 2005)

 In what year of your life did you change the most?

Dessert (feat. wine: Corton Charlemagne, vin blanc, 2005)

Where is a place you consider to be very tranquil?

I´m full! =) I hope you are, too. Espresso anybody?

Cyber Cruise update:

The one and only Hootin´Anni took us on a fantastic trip to yesterday at her North America Surprise Tour today: Wild Wild West! We enjoyed breathtaking sightseeing, had a delicious lunch (5 once Mesquite Chicken Sandwich for me - so incredibly good, but way too much to handle for me) and I went shopping, spending my last Cyber Cash (on shoes, what else?! *LOL*).

Guess what happened when we were back on our way? We were robbed! We had to relenquish our valuables! Oh my… The (*erm* very handsome) guys stole my newly purchased eye-catching sexy Manolo Blahnik Over-The-Knee Suede Boots, the Manolo Blahnik leopard printed suede Mary Jane I was wearing today and my delicious Sandwich leftovers!

I will never forget their lucky facial expression when they slipped into my heels and escaped balancing the sandwich on their noses… so I don´t mind I have to return bare-footed (Wearing their worn-out stinky cowboy-boots? Me? No way!!!) , bankrupt and hungry. And yes, my wooden dick pipe is safe and sound… but the circumstances of hiding it will remain a well-kept secret between the little weenie and me! *LOL*


Thanks again for the great fun, Anni! =)

Thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: See you in hell, dinner plate!



Mar 22







Welcome to my TT Edition #17 - the Special Edition “Cyber Cruise”!

Our fabulous Cyber Cruise started last Friday. We´ve been to many fantastic destinations so far: Stockholm, Sweden - Oslo, Norway - Waterloo, Belgium - Barcelona, Spain - Tortuga and Berlin, Germany. We´ll cruise to Alaska tomorrow.

While I packed my Cruise Bags last week I had to store 436 pairs of shoes. OH-OH… look what happened to my beloved shoes!

The Silly 13 Cyber Cruise Cyber Shoes Story

1.) I wore my fave jackboots when I came aboard in Stockholm, Sweden

2.) My red high-heels fitted perfectly to my sexy party dress

3.) I bought these red boots in Oslo - we took Oslo by storm

4.) During our wonderful sightseeing tour in Waterloo, Belgium the heel of this pumps broke *sigh*

5.) I bought a new pair of sandals on Barcelona´s Ramla:

6.) I couldn´t decide, so I fetched had to buy these, too.

7.) We were attacked by pirates and hi-kacked to Tartuga. Too bad we weren´t armed - we had to throw some of my shoes

8.) My Plateau-Sandals turned out to be a great projectile

9.) We highly recommend Speed Cat Sneakers for slingshot usage. They live up their name =)

10.) I faught like a tiger to keep my dearest High Heels

11.) and I won: This pair of pumps is left, too.

12.) And these pumps were as well… until I ragged them walking 1.000 + miles while Berlin sightseeing.

13.) So I have to wear my sexy pink Playboy Bunny pompon slippers tonight *LOL*

I hope to find some new shoes at our port in Alaska now - a new collection has to be started… Hey, I´m addicted to shoes and daydreaming on a Cyber Cruise is demanded =) The Best: I can shop till I drop without spending a single penny *LOL*

Ship Ahoy!

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman’s bottom? That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

Mar 12







Welcome to Manic Monday Edition #7 -
The 7th theme is
CLICK

Please do NOT CLICK on the red button! =)

Better click and visit my wonderful friend Morgen, the founder and creator of Manic Monday @
It´s A Blog Eat Blog World - and I´m sure he doesn´t mind if you click on the Wren-Shop-image and visit his Online-Shop and click and click and click and shop until you drop! It´s worth while -
Hopefully I can visit the Wren´s Nest in Dowagiac, MI someday and buy a life-time dose of Herbal Soaps. Until then Wren-Shop will be my natural choice for online shopping =) Now:

CLICK


while I´m visiting you(r beloved blogs) - I´m sure there are many great reads waiting for me after spending my weekend hospitalized…

xoXOxo,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: That guy impressed me and I am not easily impressed. Wow. A *blue car*.

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