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And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Sep
26
Sep
16
All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to actual people is purely by coincidence and any of their actions in actual historical events is not accurate.
Somewhere in Germany, on a lazy Sunday morning afternoon.
The living room, on a huge sofa. The weather´s lousy. Crap on TV.
All attendees are indisposed.
Cast of characters:
The Mrs, let´s name her Sanni, is suffering from nausea, tonsilitis and fatigue.
The Mr, why not name him Frank, has spend the whole night working.
The little one, Luis might be a fitting name, is teething. He´ll fall asleep real soon.
The furry thing diva, looking like Jersey, sets a good example: beauty-sleeping.
The Mr and the Mrs are on their way to make plans how to spend the rest of this lousy day. The furry thing diva is sleeping already and the little one is dozy, too. So “going” out is not an option.
How about… well… playing Clue or Backgammon? The brain cells begin to revolt immediately. No way!
Why not bake a cake? Because there´s a lonely mouse sitting in the fridge… crying because she´s starving to death. Watching a lowbrow movie could be nice. The brain cells begin to revolt again: “More action, please!”
Okay… there´s another option.
How about… having SEX?
Could having sex be fun right now? Tired as hell?
Well, let´s see if we can proof that sex is fun.
Aaaaaah… now I got your attention =)
HA! There we have it!
Off to crosscheck “life” right now … just for testing purpose, of course. 
Have a great Sunday, peeps. Spend it… doing whatever you feel like. You might involve chocolate sauce or mustard. Whatsoever you prefer. Have fun! =)
~Love ya all later,
And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Homer: I’ll never wiggle my bare butt it public again
Lisa: I’d like to believe that this time, I really would.
Sep
4
[Looking for my “Heads Or Tails?” entry? Try this =) ]
Oh my… I was that <—-> close to spend the rest of my life in the dark dungeon of Bloggingham Palace. I nearly “forgot” Queen Mimi had tagged me one month ago to play the Layered Meme. Layered Meme? I felt like an onion reading the strange questions. A stripped onion.
LAYER 1
Name: Sanni J
Birth Date: June 11, 1974
Current Status: Drama Queen
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark BrownLayer 2
My Heritage: Ask the stork
My Fear: Running out of coffee
My weaknesses: Shoes, shoes and shoes
My Perfect Pizza: Smoked ham, arugula and ParmesanLAYER 3
My thoughts first waking up : Way too early…
My bedtime : Way too late
My most missed memory: Lil Luis kicking me…
…inside my huge alien pregnancy bellyLAYER 4
Pepsi or coke : Just water
Single or group dates : Group dates? Oh my… I´m old =)
Adidas or Nike : Puma
Tea or Nestea : Green Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla : Vanilla ice cream and chocolate cake
Cappuccino or Coffee : Just caffeineLAYER 5
Smoke : Yes Curse : Me? Sometimes. My Evil Blogger Twin does daily.
Take a shower : WTF? You´re kidding me, right?
Have a crush : Wentworth Miller
Think you’ve been in love : I am. Definitely.
Go to school : Finished ages ago.
Want to get married : Yes.
Believe in yourself : Believe in caffeine.
Think you’re a health freak : Not only a health freak.LAYER 6
Drank alcohol : *hicc*
Gone to the mall : No. I drove.
Been on stage : Yes.
Eaten sushi : Yummy.
Dyed your hair : No one remembers my natural hair color, I guess.LAYER 7
Played a stripping game : Uhm… yes. Decided to learn poker rules thereafter.
Changed who you were to fit in : Ages ago.LAYER 8
Get married: 2 years ago -
Aaaah, the pregnancy hormones…
I didn´t want to look like a walrus, so we rescheduled ;)LAYER 9
Best eye colour : light blue
Best hair colour : dark brown
Short hair or long hair : uhm… hairLAYER 10
A minute ago : Sipping my coffee
Hour ago : Watering a sunflower
Month ago : Getting tagged with the Layered MEME - just for the record:
Yes, it´s THIS one =)
Year ago : Falling in love with Corfu, GreeceLAYER 11
I love : my inner circle
I feel : snug like a bug in a rug
I hate : wasting time
I hide : the latest shopping bill
I miss : someone special
I need : another coffee
The cat is out of the bag: I´m a rotten onion…… and therefore I tag:
Ian @ Edog´s Everything Page
Linda @ This And That
Bridget @ …And Miles To Go…
Sandee @ Comedy+
Tish @ Crazy Working Mom
*SMOOCH*,
And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Scully: Homer, we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Aug
15
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