Welcome to my TT Edition #17 - the Special Edition “Cyber Cruise”!

Our fabulous Cyber Cruise started last Friday. We´ve been to many fantastic destinations so far: Stockholm, Sweden - Oslo, Norway - Waterloo, Belgium - Barcelona, Spain - Tortuga and Berlin, Germany. We´ll cruise to Alaska tomorrow.

While I packed my Cruise Bags last week I had to store 436 pairs of shoes. OH-OH… look what happened to my beloved shoes!

The Silly 13 Cyber Cruise Cyber Shoes Story

1.) I wore my fave jackboots when I came aboard in Stockholm, Sweden

2.) My red high-heels fitted perfectly to my sexy party dress

3.) I bought these red boots in Oslo - we took Oslo by storm

4.) During our wonderful sightseeing tour in Waterloo, Belgium the heel of this pumps broke *sigh*

5.) I bought a new pair of sandals on Barcelona´s Ramla:

6.) I couldn´t decide, so I fetched had to buy these, too.

7.) We were attacked by pirates and hi-kacked to Tartuga. Too bad we weren´t armed - we had to throw some of my shoes

8.) My Plateau-Sandals turned out to be a great projectile

9.) We highly recommend Speed Cat Sneakers for slingshot usage. They live up their name =)

10.) I faught like a tiger to keep my dearest High Heels

11.) and I won: This pair of pumps is left, too.

12.) And these pumps were as well… until I ragged them walking 1.000 + miles while Berlin sightseeing.

13.) So I have to wear my sexy pink Playboy Bunny pompon slippers tonight

I hope to find some new shoes at our port in Alaska now - a new collection has to be started… Hey, I´m addicted to shoes and daydreaming on a Cyber Cruise is demanded =) The Best: I can shop till I drop without spending a single penny

Ship Ahoy!

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman’s bottom? That’s right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

Welcome to my TT Edition #16 - the Special Edition “Cyber Cruise”!

“Don’t miss our fabulous cyber cruise that starts now on Friday the 16th of March with many fantastic destinations such as: Sweden, Norway, Belgium, Spain, Germany, Alaska (!), US, Italy, Dominican Republic, Australia and other mystery destinations!”
Mrs Lifecruiser, Cyber Cruise Captain

*singing* “My bags are packed, I´m ready to go…” besides all the usual and useful stuff (coffee mug, espresso machine, beauty case, Sambuca, medicine, 436 pairs of shoes, scented candles, towels, tool kit, Dom Perignon, double salted licorice, yoga stuff, etc.)
I´d like to add 13 things I can´t live without to my trolley. So the special edition is about

13 “Things” in my Cyber Cruise Bag:

1.) My wooden dick pipe (as promised)

2.) Backgammon Board

3.) Must-have: My Digi Cam

4.) Aaah… diving - I´ll need diving gear

5.) a ton of (guide-)books

6.) ipod (pirates-songs) and Docking-Station

7.) My beloved sunglasses

8.) Mmmh… Evolution Surf Mango Cucumber Revitalizing Spray

9.) Fave Bikini

10.) My notebook to stay in touch with Non-Cruisers

11.) Blind Passenger #1: Jersey (don´t worry - she is comfy *smile*)

12.) Blind Passenger #2: Luis

13.) Blind Passenger #3: Frank

I promise: The blind passengers are all cat-friendly, party-beasts who are able to hold their drinks, will sllep in my cabin and the best: bring their own DOM =)))

*WOO* I know… I have to take seat on my trolley (as usual) in order to get it closed… but I miss something… so I hope you don´t mind: I´m off now to shop these for the cruise:

Ship Ahoy!

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.

Clearing the backlog round No 2:
Sonny´s 3 things MEME

3 Things that scare me:

1.) Losing a loved one - (not necessarily by dying)
2.) My son growing up and hating me
3.) animals featuring more than 5 legs and 7 eyes coevaly: SPIDERS

3 People who make me laugh:

Let me mention 3 blogging friends:
1.) Matt Man
2.) Mo
3.) Lizza
So what are you waiting for? Go and visit them =)

3 Things I love:

1.) our (new) notebook - for making it possible to keep in touch with you
2.) my Tiffy slippers - for keeping my frosty feet warm
3.)my first self-designed shirt - for making me proud and showing me options

3 Things I hate:

1.) child abuse
2.) ignorance
3.) carrots

3 Things I don’t understand:

1.) Quantum Physics
2.) persons with a lack of personal hygiene
3.) people voting right wing extremists (again)

3 Things on my desk:

1.) a cup of coffee
2.) a few pics in picture frames I crafted
3.) tons of bumf - my annual tax declaration is hunting me… up to now, I´m faster =)

3 Things I’m doing right now:

1.) answering these questions
2.) while drinking coffee
3.) and preparing dinner

3 Things I want to do before I die:

1.) take my son to NYC
2.) be really really good at something, e.g. photographing
3.) get skinny again - 22 pounds to go

3 Things I can do:

1.) I´m a fervid painter
2.) who is a passionate cook
3.)and can lock my legs behind my head (seperately)

3 Things I can’t do:

1.)listen to music without singing
2.)cooking by using the original recipe - I have to change a few trimmings
3.)lick my elbow

3 Things I think you should listen to:

1.)your gut instinct
2.)(grand-)mother(s)
3.)the ocean

3 Things you should never listen to:

1.)eye and brainwashing persons (e.g. some politicans or gurus)
2.)eye and brainwashing persons (e.g. some politicans or gurus)
3.)Parney Spelton - the potpurri of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears… or other (stupid) celebs

3 Things I’d like to learn:

1.)to exercise patience
2.)to drive a motorcycle
3.)to speak French flently (again) - I lost many vocabularies

3 Favorite foods:

1.)Sushi
2.)”Sauerbraten” prepared by my Mommy Mrs Elli =)
3.)Mr F´s famous Chili

3 Beverages I drink regularly:

1.)coffeeeeeee
2.)water
3.)Caipirinha =)

3 Shows I watched as a kid:

1.)The Sesame Street
2.)The Muppet Show
3.)Hallo Spencer

catch ya,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy’s piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure… not even close

3 things
MEME
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The Simpsons