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Sep 27

The Seven Deadly Sins

What it is: Pride is excessive belief in one’s own abilities, that interferes with the individual’s recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

Why you do it: Well-meaning elementary school teachers told you to “believe in yourself.”

Your punishment in Hell will be: You’ll be broken on the wheel.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Pride is linked with the horse and the color violet.

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Lisa, would you like a donut?
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have any fruit?
Homer: This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit.

Sep 26

Doodle Week: Envy

The Seven Deadly Sins

What it is: Envy is the desire for others’ traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Why you do it: Because other people are so much luckier, smarter, more attractive, and better than you.

Your punishment in Hell will be: You’ll be put in freezing water.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Envy is linked with the dog and the color green.

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You’ll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?

Sep 25

Doodle Week: Wrath

The Seven Deadly Sins

What it is: Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Why you do it: You’re wired for it. Also, the people around you are pretty damn irritating.

Your punishment in Hell will be: You’ll be dismembered alive.

Associated symbols & suchlike: Anger is linked with the bear and the color red.

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.