Oct 23

What would Halloween be without a good scare? Today marks the start of our Lifecruiser Halloween Cyber Cruise - The Oddly Ghost Halloween Post for your spooooooooky Halloween pleasure.

I could have posted a story about myself… since the latest Crohn´s flare-up kept me away from blogging for a more than a week. My skin looks like a more or less transparent liverwurst and I´ve lost a few more pounds. No, I won´t update my weightloss-ticker. Far too scaaaaary. BOOH!

I decided to tell you a story which happened some years ago, at our dancing class ball:

H
e was tiffing a little, standing at the sidelines while all the other men were dancing with their pretty partners. His lady had not come to the dance that night. Her mother was ill, and so his girl had remained at her side.

A fine docile act, he thought sourly, but it left him at loose ends.
His friend, Herbert, came up to him between sets with a cold drink and some words of encouragement.

“After all, Johanna is not the only girl in the world,” Frederic said.
“There are many pretty girls here tonight. Just dance with one of them.”

Bolstered by his friend’s words, he started looking around the dance hall. His eye fell upon a beautiful young girl standing wistfully at the edge of the floor beside the door to the terrace. She was dressed in an old-fashioned white gown and her skin was pale as the moon. Her dark eyes watched the dance hungrily from her position behind a tall fern, and he felt his heart beat faster.

Such a lovely woman should be dancing with! He made his way through the bustling crowd and bowed to that beautyl in white. She looked startled by his addresses, as if she had not expected anyone to notice her that night. But she readily assented to dance with him, and he proudly led her out onto the floor for the next set, all thoughts of Johanna gone from his mind.

Frederic and some of his other friends gave him odd looks as he danced with the beauty in white. A few times, the man opposite them bumped right into them as if he had not seen his partner at all. He was furious and wanted to stop the dance and make the man apologize to the beauty in white, but she just laughed and hushed him. When the dance was over, he hurried to get his fair partner a drink.

Frederic approached him at the refreshment table. “When I told you to dance, I meant with a partner,” his friend teased him. “I was dancing with a partner,” he replied, irritated by his friends remark. “The loveliest lady in all of Germany!” - “You’ve had too much to drink, my friend,” Frederic replied. “You were dancing by yourself out there!”
He glared at his friend and turned away without answering him. Making his way back to the beauty in white, he handed her a glass and asked her to stroll with him along the terrace. The night was beautiful, the sky full of stars, and he stared at the beauty in white with his heart in his eyes as they stood looking out over the beautiful scene.
The beauty in white turned to him with a sigh and said: “Thank you for the dance. It has been a very long time since I had such pleasure.” - “Let us dance again, then.” he said infatuatedly. But she shook her head. “I must leave now…” she said, catching up her skirts with one hand and drifting toward the stairs at the side of the terrace.
“Please don’t go!” he pleaded, following her. “I must…” she said, turning to look at him. Her eyes softened when she saw the look on his face.
“Come with me?” she invited, holding out a pale hand. His heart pounded rapidly at the thought. More than anything in the world, he wanted to go with this lovely beauty in white.

And then his mind registered the fact that he could see the stone wall of the terrace through the girl’s hand. His desire melted away before the shock of that realization. He looked into her face again, and realized that she was fading away before his eyes. At the look of horror on his face, thebeauty gave a sad laugh and dropped her hand, which was nearly transparent now. “Goodbye…” she said, her body becoming thin and misty. “Goodbye.” Then she was gone.

He gave a shout of terror when he realized he had been dancing with a ghost. He bolted from the premises, leaving his horse behind, and ran all the way home.

When Frederic came the next day to bring him his horse, he told his friend the whole story. Frederic whistled in awe.

“You saw the spirit of Kassandra, my friend,” he said. “She was the daughter of one of the local aristocracy who lived in this region more than a hundred years ago. She died of consumption the night before her first ball and they say her spirit sometimes attends the local dances, hoping to claim one of the dances that she missed.”

He shuddered at the thought of his dance with the ghost. “I will not be visiting that dance hall again,” he told Frederic. “From now on, all my dances will be with Johanna!”

And he kept his word.

BOOH! Are you scared, yet?

Catch ya,

Sanni

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

[In “Bad Dream House,” the man from the moving company finishes unloading the Simpsons’ things.]
Moving Man: That’s all of it. Sign here!
[Homer signs a paper on a clipboard.]
Homer: There you are my man. And a dollar for yourself.
Moving Man: [Muttering to himself] A buck. I’m glad there’s a curse on this place.
Homer: Huh?



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Oct 5

No need to introduce this beautiful lady - she is known all over the Blogosphere.
I´ve opened a scuttle tonight - you can board the Lifecruiser Cruise Ship and wish Captain Lifecruiser a fantast-ilicious Birthday!Grattis på födelsedagen, Captain Lifecruiser! Puss och kram ♥

xoxoxo,

Sanni

And now…
… our moment of Captain Lifecruiser:

I’m young. Only 48 years young.I’m gonna vroooam around in my sport car when I’m 88, waving to all of you, leaving you in a dust cloud! What was that? You think that I’m rude?

Think positive: then you have to open one more bottle of Dom to wash down that dust in your throats…. *giggles*


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Oct 3

As a little thank you for visiting the Oktoberfest Cyber Cruise with me I got this Oktoberfest Stein for all of you. The Stein is the official souvenir from the Oktoberfest 2007. =)

The last step on our Oktoberfest Cruise brings us to Rastal, where the Steins are made. This is how the Stein of 2005 was produced:

Thank you all so much for visiting the Oktoberfest with me. Another “Mass” beer anyone?

xoXOxo,

Sanni

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Homer no function beer well without.



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Oct 1

[Please scroll way down for my Heads or Tails?-entry. Thank you!]

We´re right here, at the “Wiesn” to experience the Oktoberfest fun and Bavarian “Gemuetlichkeit”.

The locals in Munich fondly refer to Oktoberfest as „die Wiesn“ because of its location, Theresienwiese, which was named after Therese von Sachsen-Hildburghausen.

With the traditional words “O’zapft is!” (”The barrel has been tapped”) - the Munich major Christian Ude declared the Oktoberfest 2007 open.

From September 22 to Oktober 10 the world’s largest beer festival will attract about six million people, including us Cyber Cruisers, who are expected to consume innumerable litres (”Masskruege” in Bavarian) of the famous Oktoberfest beer.

You may ask yourself “Why is Oktoberfest called „Oktober”-fest when it actually begins in September?”

The historical background: the first Oktoberfest was held in the year 1810 in honor of the Bavarian Crown Prince Ludwig’s marriage to Princess Therese von Sachsen-Hildburghausen. The festivities began on October 12, 1810 and ended on October 17th with a horse race. In the following years, the celebrations were repeated and, later, the festival was prolonged and moved forward into September.

By moving the festivities up, it allowed for better weather conditions. Because the September nights were warmer, the visitors were able to enjoy the gardens outside the tents and the stroll over “die Wiesen” or the fields much longer without feeling chilly. Historically, the last Oktoberfest weekend was in October and this tradition continues into present times.

This year a a liter of beer (the „Mass” Oktoberfest Beer) costs between 7.70 (10.94 USD) and 8.00 Euros (11.36 USD).

The Beer Serving Hours are weekdays from 10am - 10:30pm, Saturdays, Sundays and holidays from 9am - 10:30pm. The daily Tent closing time is 11:30pm, but the “Kaefer Wiesn-Schaenke” and the “Weinzelt” are open until 1am. Last call for alcohol is 12:15am.

You can also shop at the sales booths for souvenirs or visit the carnival and rides.

But we´re mainly here to visit the big tents. And there it is - the agony of choice:

It is true that the Oktoberfest-visitor doesn’t have it easy: with 14 tents to choose from, and each one more awesome than the other! In order to facilitate the choice, I have gathered all relevant information regarding the tents including pictures and a short description of each.

1.) The Hippodrom - truly “hip”

One of the favorite tents of the Munich locals. Although it’s important to note that one shouldn’t start looking for a place to sit too late, as the Hippodrom is somewhat smaller than the other tents.

Mainly frequented by the younger crowd. A stylish sekt (sparkling wine) bar lends the Hippodrom a special flair. It is also highly recommendable for singles, as the flirt factor is one of the highest at the Wiesn.
Even celebrities have discovered the Hippodrom, which in turn ensures a good amount of autograph seekers.
Seating capacity inside: 3,200 / outside: 1,000 /Brewery:Spaten-Franziskaner-Braeu/ Music: “Fetzentaler”, “Simmisamma”

2.) Armbrustschuetzen - Bull’s Eye!

The Oktoberfest crossbow competition is considered one of the great Wiesn highlights. The marksmen have been letting it fly since 1895. But don’t worry; this tent doesn’t only feature marksmen and shooting.

It is also especially comfortable and the proprietor Peter Inselkammer and his team will ensure that your physical well-being isn’t neglected. Regardless whether you choose to sample the roast chicken, knuckle of pork or traditional sausages with sauerkraut, you’re sure to hit the Bull’s Eye each time!

Good company and great fun go hand in hand in this tent, which may also have to do with the excellent Paulaner beer.

Last but not least, the Unterbrunner brass band music does their part by getting the visitors into the “groove”.
Seating capacity inside: 5,830 /outside: 1,600 /Brewery: Paulaner /Music: “Unterbrunner Blasmusik”

3.) Hofbraeu Festhalle - World famous

The counterpart to the Hofbraeuhaus located in the city of Munich is also a huge tourist attraction at the Wiesn.

The proprietors know how to treat their guests well. It is not uncommon to already find Mass glasses being raised to toasts and guests rocking back and forth to the music at midday. This is not least because Hofbraeu guests come from all over the world. Americans and Austrians feel especially happy here.

True Bavarian delicacies and other specialties can be purchased at economical prices during midday.
Seating capacity inside: 6,896 / outside: 3,022 /Brewery: Hofbraeu Muenchen /Music: “Plattlinger Isarspatzen”

4.) Hacker - Bavarian Heaven

The slogan is integral to the Hacker-Festzelt philosophy: when surrounded by clouds and stars with a cold Mass (liter of beer) in the hand, you may feel as though you are truly in a “Bavarian Heaven”.

The proprietors have really planned something special for all those in need of a break from brass band music this year: every evening starting at 5:30pm, a Rock’n ‘Roll-Band will perform and get the beat going.
Seating capacity: 9,300 / Brewery: Hacker-Pschorr / Music: “Cagey Strings Rock’n’Roll Band”, “Kirchdorfer Musi”

5.) Schottenhamel - Pure Tradition

The Schottenhamel is one of the most important tents of the Wiesn, as everything starts inside this tent.

On the opening day of the Wiesn, at 12 pm on the dot, the major of Munich, will tap the first keg and call out “O’zapft is!” confirming that the tapping was successful. It is only after this that all other tents may begin to serve beer.

It’s hard to believe that the Schottenhamel tent, which in 1867 was just a small beer booth with 50 seats, has become the largest Wiesn tent with circa 10,000 seats. The Schottenhamel is the favorite hunting ground for Munich’s young people who meet there to drink and party.
Seating capacity inside: 6,000 / outside: 4,000 /Brewery: Spaten-Franziskaner-Braeu / Music: “Otto Schwarzfischer Blaskapelle”
6.) Winzerer Faehndl - A toast to Gemuetlichkeit (great fun)

A further place to meet celebrities at the Wiesn, which is in great part due to the fantastic atmosphere in this cozy tent.

“Gemuetlichkeit” is a very important feature of the tent, and the proprietors ensure that stays that way.

They decorate their Faehnd’l with great care and authentic Bavarian details. It is here that many Oktoberfest visitors unexpectedly end up staying for a long time. The Blaskapelle Ruhmannsfelden provide for the right beer-atmosphere. Sing-along allowed!
Seating capacity inside: 8,450 /Seating capacity outside: 2,450 / Brewery: Paulaner /Music: “Heinz Mueller - Blaskapelle Ruhmannsfelden”

7.) Schuetzen-Festzelt - Under Bavaria’s eyes

The Schuetzen-Festzelt with its 4,442 seats is a mid-sized tent. The “Niederalmer” (music group) provide for a good atmosphere and many other surprises.

One thing, which has made this tent world-famous, is the sucking pig prepared in an authentic Bavarian manner in malt beer sauce and served with coleslaw. It is even served in the traditional “lukewarm” Bavarian manner and will melt in your mouth! Enjoy your meal.
Seating capacity: 4,442 / Brewery: Loewenbraeu / Music: “Die Niederalmer”

8.) Kaefer’s Wies’n-Schaenke - Celebrity meeting place and gourmet temple

No longer a secret: celebrities from all over the world, and especially those from Munich flood into Kaefers Wies’n-Schaenke. That’s no wonder since proprietor Michael Kaefer has created an extremely comfortable and cozy retreat in his comparatively small tent at the Wiesn.

It’s obvious: the gourmets are truly at home here and the delicious Kaefer-roasted duck is something that should not be missed.

In contrast to the other tents, Kaefer´s is open until 00:30 am. However, it’s very difficult to get past the bouncer after 11 pm unless you have connections or are a well-known celebrity.
Seating capacity inside: 1,000 / outside: 1,900 /Brewery: Paulaner / Music: “Alpen Yuppies”, “California Sun”, “Party Gang”

9.) Weinzelt - A glass of wine…

…isn’t bad either.

Who is to say that you always have to drink beer at the Wiesn? The Wine Tent offers a selection of more than 15 different wines, in addition to different types of Sekt (sparkling wine) and champagne.
The proprietors of the wine tent are the Kufflers. They have been a part of Munich’s gastronomy scene for a long time, and know very well what Wiesn visitors will appreciate.
Seating capacity inside: 1,300 /outside: 600 / Brewery: extensive wine-, Sekt- and champagne selection (i.e. from the Nymphenburger Sekt cellars), Paulaner Weißbier /Music: Three bands play from 11 am to 12 pm

10.) Loewenbraeu - A lion marks the spot

A favorite meeting place which cannot be overseen: The entrance to the Loewenbraeu tent is decorated with a massive lion, which is 4.50 meters high.

Don’t be scared when the king lets out an authentic sounding roar every couple of minutes. A further feature: It is no surprise that this beer tent is the meeting point for fans of the TSV 1860 Munich soccer team as they are also called “Lions”. If you are searching for extraordinary hospitality and a bombastic atmosphere, you’re guaranteed to find it here!
Seating capacity inside: 5,700 / outside: 2,800 / Brewery: Loewenbraeu /Music: “Bert Hansmaier’s Heldensteiner”

11.) Braurosl - True Wiesn tradition

The Heide family has solidly managed the tent “Braeurosl” for seven generations. The name of the tent originates from the daughter of the brewery owner Pschorr.

Entertainment is of great importance in this tent: a tent-own yodeler, who answers to the name “Bräurosl” during the Wiesn (in honor of Rosi Pschorr), ensures a good atmosphere and traditional Bavarian songs. But that’s not all! Because when “Braeurosl” goes on break, the Luwig Thoma-Musicians take up the beat and pump up the heat.

Last but not least, the South Tirol Spitzbuam (musicians) perform daily during lunchtime, and 6 - 7pm.
Seating capacity inside: 6,000 / outside: 2,200 / Brewery: Hacker-Pschorr / Music: “Ludwig Thoma-Musicians”, “Suedtiroler Spitzbuam”

12.) Augustiner-Festhalle - Family friendly and great fun

The proprietor of the Augustiner-Brewery has built up something very special during the course of the past sixteen years: this tent is considered to be the friendliest of all at Oktoberfest. The waiters/waitresses (almost) never forget to smile, regardless how busy or hectic it gets.

Families also feel very comfortable in this tent: on both Tuesdays during the Wiesn there is a “kids day” with especially low prices. The excellent Augustiner beer also contributes to ensuring a great atmosphere – which often already gets into full swing in the middle of the afternoon!
Seating capacity inside: 6,000 / outside: 2,500 / Brewery: Augustiner Braeu Wagner KG / Music: “Augustiner Oktoberfest Band directed by Reinhard Hagitte”

13.) Ochsenbraterei - All kinds of oxen

When visitors look at the entrance of the Ochsenbraterei, where an over-dimensional ox is slowly turning on a huge spit, it is easy to understand what this tent stands for.

The Ochsenbraterei does indeed offer an amazing variety of different oxen specialties. One look at the menu and many visitors will be awestruck at the great variety of dishes that can be created with an ox.
Be careful… the great atmosphere and excellent brass music can lead to extensive partying.
Seating capacity inside: 5,900 / outside: 1,500 /Brewery: Spaten /Music: “Festzeltkapelle Bruno Gress”, Traditional brass music

14.) Fischer Vroni - For fish lovers

Nobody gets the short end of the stick at the Wiesn. For those with no interest in pig’s knuckles and the like, Fischer-Vroni is the right place to go.

You can enjoy an authentic grilled “fish on a stick” (Steckerlfisch”) in one of the most comfortable tents at the Oktoberfest.

Even the fish preparation is an experience: the fish are skewered on a stick, and grilled in a 15-meter long row. Regardless whether walleyed pike, white fish, or salmon trout…. Your fish wishes will not go unanswered.

Sepp Folger and his Munich musicians provide the right music for your fish(ing) pleasure.
Seating capacity inside: 2,695 / outside: 700 /Brewery: Augustiner /Music: “Sepp Folger und seine Muenchner Musikanten”

Let´s have some Oktoberfest Gaudi!

Prost!

Sanni

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.



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Sep 30








Welcome to the Oktoberfest -


Warm-up: How to talk like a Bavarian Seppl

Before we´ll get drunk have some fun in- and outside the big tents, I´d love to introduce a bit of the Bavarian tongue to you. Our Bavarian friends are proud of thier own patois - differing lots of the so called “proper German”. The first phrase coming up to mind is:

Bavarian: “I moag oa noa oa oa hoam.”
German:”Ich möchte auch noch ein Ei haben.”
English:”I´d like to have another egg.”

The best easy as 1-2-3 one-word-example for the dialect is the Bavarian “Oachkatzlschwoaf” (= Eichhörnchenschwanz). No, I won´t say this 12 times fast after my first “Mass” at the Oktoberfest! *g* So, what is the meaning of Oachkatzlschwoaf? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?

You see, for non-Bavarians, like all of us Cyber Cruisers (including me), communication with the “locals” can sometimes be rather troublesome. The Oktoberfest dictionary solves this problem: If you should encounter an unfamiliar word, you can look it up here easily. In addition to traditional Oktoberfest words and phrases, you will find Bavarian everyday words which will help you on your visit.
Since no official written form of Bavarian exists, the words are written in a phonetic form based on German pronunciation! Have fun!

A
arschlings (adj.) :
backwards, more specific: “in your behinds direction”.

aufmischen (v.)
to spank or wallop.

aufstoein (v.)
to donate a beer.

B
Bappn (n.)
mouth or face; also one the seems contorted due to pain or a bad mood.

Batzerl (n.)
small amount of something.

Biafuizl (n.)
beer mat, is often used by the waitress/waiter as a note pad where dashes indicates the quantity of beer ordered by the guest.

biddscheen (n.)
please, can also mean “here you are” when someone is giving or serving something.

Brezn (n.)
Bavarian pretzel. Aesthetically twined string of dough, baked to a pastry. At the Oktoberfest, the giant “Riesnbrezn” are especially beloved.

Brotzeit (n.)
cold meal for dinner; pretzel, cheese radish etc.

Busserl (n.)
term for a swift kiss, often on other parts of the face or body than the mouth. Example: „Busserl aufs Backerl“ (kiss on the cheak). More intensive kiss mutations, as the French kiss, are not included in this term.

C
Cafe Viereck (n.)
jail, prison, slammer.

D
Dackl (n.)
dachshund; popular Bavarian dog, in addition the Oktoberfest mascot. Q.v. Wastl

E
Eigschnappter (n.)
an offended person; q.v. Lebawurst

F
fualn (n.)
above the table people hook fingers, but when people secretly have toe-to-toe contact under the table, it usually gets more interesting.

Fuchzga (n.)
fifty-Euro note.

G
Gamsbart (n.)
traditional Bavarian hat adornment, every proper Oktoberfest visitor should posses one.

gamsig (adj.)
epitome for interest of pairing. Among the youth also a term for sexual state of emergency.

Gaudi (n.)
jollity, fun, spree

Gaudinockerln (n.)
luxuriantly breasts

H
Hasal (n.)
bunny, lambkin;

Haud scho (n.)
Yes!, expression of success.

I/J
Janker (n.)
livery jacket. Is worn in combination with Lederhose.

jodeln (v.)
artistic, falsetto-like singing in the tone syllables. Frequently performed by less talented yodellers during the Oktoberfest.

K/L
Lebawurscht, beleidigte (n.)
offended person, mortally offended.

Lewakaas (n.)
Leberkaese (Liver-cheese), bavarian butchery speciality, contains neither liver nor cheese. Often served in a bun (”Lewakaassemme”).

M
Mass (n.)
one litre beer, important Bavarian measurement.

Masskruagstemma (n.)
a contest, where the contestant must hold one maß beer with straight arms. The one who can carry the beer longest, wins.

Mognschoaß (n.)
belch, eructation. Unpopular in the beer tents, occurs more frequently with an increased consumption of beer.

Moosbummerl (n.)
hillbilly, redneck.

Mordsmassl (n.)
enormous luck.

N
nimma (adj.)
no more.

Noagerl (n.)
the last remainder of a beverage in a glass.

Noagerlzuzla (n.)
person who drinks the last remainders from abandoned glasses, also used as a cuss.

O
Oachkatzlschwoaf (n.)
the best example for the “difference” between proper German and Bavarian dialect. Oachkatzlschwoaf = Eichhörnchenschwanz (tail of a squirrel)

obandeln (v.)
to flirt, mostly with one explicit intention.

Obazda (n.)
bavarian cheese speciality with Camembert, onion, paprika, caraway, butter and sometimes also beer, can be acquired in most Oktoberfest tents.
Formaggio tipico bavarese con camembert, cipolla, perperoni, burro.

ogschdocha (adj.)
tipsy.

oide Schaesn (n.)
patronising term for an old woman. Also used for cars.

ozapfa (v.)
to tap a beer barrel. The Oktoberfest is each year inaugurated with a ceremonial taping of the first barrel of beer in the Schottenhammel tent. The mayor of Munich attach the tap with as few hits as possible. When the tap has been attached the mayor shouts “O’zapft is!” (“it is tapped!”). Twelve shots indicate for the other beer tents, that beer may be served.

P-R
Ratschkathl (n.)
chatty and gossip addicted woman.

Rauschada (n.)
drunk, drunkard; a relatively frequent sight at Oktoberfest.

S
Schlachtschuessl (n.)
hefty meal, mainly consisting of sausages and other meat.

Schmarrn (n.)
absurdity, nonsense.

Schmatzerl (n.)
like a Busserl, but somewhat moister.

Schnaggler (n.)
hiccup.

T
Teifi (n.)
devil, appears after a couple of Maß.

trazn (v.)
to irritate, to annoy.

U
Uaviech (n.)
primal animal, real man.

V
vareckt (v.)
1) dead
2) insidious

varuafa (adj.)
to have a bad reputation.

W
Wampn (n.)
patronising expression for a oversized oft hanging belly. Caused either through a large consumption of foods with a high fat content or beer.

Wastl (n.)
typical name of a Bavarian dachshund; often also “Struppi”.

Weckerl (n.)
bun, roll.

Weissbia (n.)
wheat beer, only in the smaller beer tents at Oktoberfest.

Weisswurscht (n.)
White sausage, eaten with sweet mustard. Please note that the skin must by no means be eaten.

Wolpertinger (n.)
mythical creature in Bavarian fairytales. Combines attributes of various different local animals.

X-Z
zupf de (v.)
back off, get lost

Are you ready for some Oktoberfest Gaudi? See ya tomorrow, right here =)

catch ya,

Sanni

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.



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