Sep 2

[Please click *here* for my Ruby Tuesday entry]

TAILS - List three things from any category

3 Things that  keep me away from Blogland:

1.) Lily is ill - we’ve been to countless doctors and the University hospital. The results will be in this Thursday. Please keep your fingers crossed for our little princess.
2.) The Crohn’s Diseas is back - and it hit me hard this time. Don’t worry about me… this always happens when I’m in a worry.
3.) I don’t think it’s appropriate to blog from the toilet - and I don’t think the WLAN access works in the bathroom.


And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Apu, you got any Skittle Brau? No? Never mind, just give me some Duff and a pack of Skittles.

Aug 11

[Please click *here* to see my Creative Photography entry and Dragon Hunt #1]

BOIL

If anything can go wrong, it will… *grrrr*

Anyone out there who owns a  “Time-out”-button? Willing to sell it? Or just borrow for a day or so??? Pretty please…

Looks like it’s not enough I’m completely snowed under, the to-do-list is exploding and I can’t find a way to extend the day from 24 to at least 36 hours… NOOOO!!!

“Splish… splash… splissssssh… splaaaaaash… splish… splish… splash…”

When this lovely sound wakes you up in the early morning instead of your kids you know there’s something wrong going on. Something plain wrong.

In this case it’s water inrush,  dripping down from from the upper floor, ruining your parquet flooring, leaving some ugly blotches on the wall. Hooray!!! The sight makes your blood boil.

It’s not the clear kind of water. Nooooo… it looks like urine. Double-Hooray!!! TG it doesn’t smell.

You may ask yourself if there’s a huge incontinent elephant sitting on the roof of your house…

However… the mop will be your best friend for hours and you’ll position any kind of bucket, even champagne coolers. Whatever you try… your not fast enough. The company you called promised to show up in about half an hour.

*evil*

After 3 hours of waiting for those guys (without avail, of course) you give up. Take some pictures, make coffee and blog about it…

Doesn’t this mis-used champagne cooler make a wonderful home decoration? What do you think? Want one???

Yeah, I feel better now… blogging is cheaper than therapy - and heals faster. :-P

Hmm… Why not consider living in a huge elephant-pee aquarium instead of the home you used to know??? *g*

Cheers my dears - thanks for listening! *heart*
Hope your day rocks more…

P.S.: As to the”Time-Out”-Button… I still want it… just saying!

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Jul 25

 

[Please click *here* for my Skywatch Friday entry]

The Fat Princess

Game description:
“Frantic and fun, Fat Princess pits two hordes of players against each other in comic medieval battle royale. Your goal is to rescue your beloved princess from the enemy dungeon. There’s a catch though: your adversary has been stuffing her with food to fatten her up and it’s going to take most of your army working together to carry her back across the battlefield.”

*evil*

Hopefully not coming soon on any PS3 near me!

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Jan 17

My darling friend Sandee over at Comedy+ challenged me to play the Love and Hate MEME a while ago. I´m so sorry I´m way behind, but I´m trying to catch up. On a day like today I´m in the perfect mood to play this tiny game. The post I planned for today didn´t… uhm, let´s say “didn´t work” thanks to Blogger. No, nooooo… the post didn´t vanish into thin air. It´s worse.

I wanted to introduce my new blog to you… and the whole blog… *POOF* is gone. Blogger, thanks for the big fat bX-uxu3fu …

I know… your engineers will investigate… someday =(

But something bad always mostly causes something good. So here we go:

  1. I love to eat: Cesar´s salad, Sushi (currently forbidden), Cheesecake, Vitello Tonnato, chocolate, fruit salad, … well *gorge* I´m pregnant… *OffToTheFridge* and always hungry =)
  2. I hate to eat: Carrots. I´ve had enough for at least 2 lifetimes. My mom feeded me so many carrots I looked a bit yellow when I was a little one.
  3. I love to go: shopping, especially shoes. Surprising, eh?
  4. I hate to go: outside without my morning coffee
  5. I love it when: Luis comes over for additional cuddling
  6. I hate it when: My new blog is gone
  7. I love to see: ultrasound pics of Hamster 2.0
  8. I hate to see: an empty coffee box
  9. I love to hear: “Ich liebe Dich, Traumfrau” (I love you, dream girl)
  10. I hate to hear: “This blog is currently inavailable. Blogger engineers are investigating the problem.”

I tag… everyone who likes to play - please let me know when you´ve posted so I can visit =)

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Marge: HOMER!
Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.

recent coffee breaks: About Coffee, Candles and the Cookie Monster

May 18

That´s how it felt today when I opened my feedreader today. I recieved 456 (!!!) gorgeous presents. Some of those fair and beautiful presents are tiny, some are gigantic and some are something in between. You all have been blogging zealously while I was absent.

My abscence… I had to neglect my blog for a few days by reason of an urgent call from my real, non-cyber life.

Who´d have guessed this? Coffee-auntie Sanni´s got a “real” life, too. ;)

This real life has a marked preference: it loves to put obstacles in my way. I´ve swept most of those obstacles out, but some of them I can´t iron out easily. There´s some very personal stuff I still need to attend to - that kind of not bloggable stuff which I´d love to forget about… but I can´t swamp this stuff out anymore… and I know I will get my problems solved, step by step - and, hopefully I´ll get from strength to strength.

However, my real break, without posting and even reading my favorite blogs, is over. Real life grants me a bit more spare time to blog… and to visit you. I will unwrap my lovely postie-presents tonight, digging through your archives.

I confess I´ve opened 2 of my presents already. I found my big butt tagged twice.

The inimitable Barb @ Skittles´ Place tagged me to tell ya

Seven Things About Me

I can assure my seven facts will be the most boring you´ve ever read in this MEME!

1. I can´t stop buying glass candle holders. *TeeHee* How random was that? Seriously - though I think I´m collecting them now. They´re everywhere. I love love LOVE them!

2. I get my nails done every two weeks and pedi every three. I love getting my nails done because mine just won´t grow. It makes me feel soooo girly. :)

3. I have a very bad habit of licking my lips too much. So I always a (few) carry chap-stick(s).

4. I am so NOT a morning person. Although I do have to wake up (Hello, Luis! Thanks, darling! *LOL*), I despise mornings.

5. I love steak. Not just any steak… either it has to be t-bone or New York. When I was a child I would eat mine and then swallow any that others in the family would leave. To this day I can scarf a 24 oz! Love me some good ol’ steak baby! *Yum*

6. Although I love to buy shoes (453 pairs and counting) I prefer to go barefoot. Weird, isn´t it?

7. I have a bad habit of buying clothes in small sizes for the sole purpose of losing weight. I now have two full huge plastic containers in my closet just waiting for that special day. *LMAO* (Oh, this might help! *grin*)

And 7 people to tag?

- Gattina
- Danielle
- Mimi
- Neila
- Anndi
- Turnbaby

The rules: Each player starts with 7 random facts/habits about themselves. People who are tagged need to blog about their seven things and post the rules as well . At the end of your blog, you need to choose 7 people to get tagged and list their names. Don´t forget to leave them a comment telling them that they have been tagged and to read your blog!

The one and only Danielle at Modern Musings challenged me to jump on the

Musical MEME Wayback-Machine

(Can´t name it MEME, because I like to pass it on to Matt-Man, who hates the ME… thingys *grin*)

The rules:

1. Go to www.popculturemadness.com
2. Pick the year you turned 18
3. Get yourself nostalgic over the song´s of the year
4. Write something about how the song affected you
5. Pass it on to 5 more friends

God, I´m old :) - Are you ready for some 1992 nostalgia?
Here we go:

Jump Around - House Of Pain
Lithium - Nirvana
One - U2
Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Damn, I wish I Was Your Lover - Sophie B. Hawkins
Hazard - Richard Marx
Sexy M.F. - Prince (And The New Power Generation)
Layla (unplugged) - Eric Clapton

1992 - The year of Grunge.
Possibly the hardest year in my life so far. I was busy (more or less) working on my Abitur (the German university entrance diploma), working in a pizza delivery service as a “cockroach” (kitchen help and telephonist) and in a cocktail bar (bartender). I moved out of my parents´ house when I was 16, living together with my “puppy love”. It was a hard, but fun time. Sometimes frustrating, sometimes fun - as you can see when you have a look at my song choices… absolutly different music genres, but totally me… reflecting my hopes and fears - culminating in my split personality =)

And you? Please let me know, especially you 5:

1.) Matt-Man
2.) Bud
3.) Trav
4.) Bond
5.) Mo
… and - just because I can´t count and I can´t get enough of her, Turnbaby again (Noooo… no other reason *LOL*)

I hope everyone had a bit of chocolate today!
*SMOOCHES* - I´m out!

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Scully: Homer, we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

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