No, I’m not kidding…

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A Bra For Your Behind

This morning on the radio the host was talking about a new bra for women to wear on their butt to “enhance it” and keep it away from “sagging.”

While visiting the website I found out about the so-called advantages of the push-up bra for the butts:

a special combination of fabrics provides upward push for a small or flat tush

“no-roll” band engineered for comfort, support & hold

designed to support the thigh & butt cheek without uncomfortable squeezing

silicone provides all-night anti-gravity support for a no-slip comfort fit

disappears even under very tight clothing

*irony on* Yeah, of course… there’s definitely nothing uncomfortable about straps squeezing around your thighs and groin. Nothing at all. Oh, and did I mention that I absolutely love how the model is wearing nothing but the butt bra, a thong and heels, real classy. *irony off*

Okay, folks. Miss Sanni is not ready for the butt bra. She prefers her butt to be captured by gravity.

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: There’s your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I’m a boy.
Homer: That’s the spirit. Never give up.

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12 Comments on “No, I’m not kidding…”

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12.)
Lifecruiser says:

*ROFL* That was the silliest!!!

What about a belly-bra for the mens beer-bellies…? Nothing? *giggles*

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August 14th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
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CrAzY Working Mom says:

Girl, I need something to make some of mine disappear. ‘Till then…I’m with you on this one!

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