It’s sanni-licious

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Dear Frank,

I’d like to get a wii just to see what the craze is all about… That and I could stand to lose a few more (ahem… 25) pounds. If I had a Wii and Wii Fit, I might finally be convinced that excercise outside the expensive gym isn’t evil and that cake is not a food group.
I’d love to have the wii sports bundle like a fat girl loves cake… wait, I am a fat girl. Oh well.
I’m pretty sure Jersey would like me to get a wii fit because then she could make fun of my non-athletic abilities. She’s so mean.
Yeah, and here’s another reason why a wii fit would be so much fun: I could test Jersey’s athletic abilities. Yes, I am mean, too.
And finally the last reason why every guy should get their girls a wii fit:

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

[drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.