Oct 25

[Please grab a cup of Coffee2go and run as fast as you can if you are suffering from arachnophobia. The spider might follow you quickly.]

It´s “Share Your Scare”-Night @ Lifecruiser´s Halloween Cruise - you´re all invited to share your scares. A while ago I was tagged to play the Middlename MEME and I rethought my answer lately: Call me “Sanni Milquetoast J.”

A lot of things are scaring the s*it out of me. Most of all I fear losing a loved one, not necessarily by dying or my little son Luis growing up and hating me.

There´s one thing scaring me to death: Creatures with more than four legs and anything above two eyes, primarily Sp… SP… SPIDERS. I tried to face my fear some years ago inviting Sir Humphrey, a huge bird spider, to be my room-mate. The outcome of our hairy relationship was I didn´t fear Sir Humphrey, but each and every other spider still scare me, especially the Brown Recluse Spider.

The Brown Recluse Spider is not native in my part of the world, but each year summer visitors bring them along in their camping gear, or they arrive in shipments of goods and materials from other places.

Be careful where you put your hands. They like dark spaces, woodpiles, toolboxes, or any reasonably cool area. They like the darkness and tend to live in storage sheds or attics or other areas that might not be frequented by people or light.

If you have a need to be in your attic, go up there and turn on a light and leave it on for about 30 minutes before you go in to do your work. Be careful, also, before putting on overalls, coats, etc., that have been hanging unused in a dark area for some time.
Why? Because the bite of this famous spider injects a toxic that eats away your skin.

The following slideshow is definitely not for the squeamish - like me. I wanted to puke when I first saw the pictures of the poor man. The man you will see was bitten by a Brown Recluse and he was being treated for the bite. The venom causes rapid tissue necrosis and apparently remain active for a long time in sensitive people (up to 2 years as far as I know).


What are your scares?

*BOOH*,

Sanni

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

[Homer pulls the Krusty Doll’s string.]
Krusty Doll: I’m Krusty the Clown, and I don’t like you.
Homer: [Chuckles]
Krusty Doll: I’m Krusty the Clown, and I’m going to kill you!
Homer: [Chuckles]. Didn’t even pull the string that time.


Oct 24







You will never read these lines…
Never listen to the music…
And the pictures will never put a smile on your face…
I will never forget you…
I still miss you…
Especially on a day like today…
2 decades later…
Still waiting on the Wiese…
Knowing you won´t come…

Oct 24

Today marks the date the one and only Ryno, future NBA star who chicks dig, turns the BIG 13. Ryno turns into a teenager - and his dad, our good old friend, Matt-Man turns into a walking [enter something old as the hills here]. WOO!Very well done!

Happy Birthday, Ryno! Herzlichen Glueckwunsch zum Geburtstag =)

Hop over to Bagwine Ruminations and leave some nice Birthday wishes for the man-boy! =)

xoxoxox,

Sanni

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.



Oct 23

What would Halloween be without a good scare? Today marks the start of our Lifecruiser Halloween Cyber Cruise - The Oddly Ghost Halloween Post for your spooooooooky Halloween pleasure.

I could have posted a story about myself… since the latest Crohn´s flare-up kept me away from blogging for a more than a week. My skin looks like a more or less transparent liverwurst and I´ve lost a few more pounds. No, I won´t update my weightloss-ticker. Far too scaaaaary. BOOH!

I decided to tell you a story which happened some years ago, at our dancing class ball:

H
e was tiffing a little, standing at the sidelines while all the other men were dancing with their pretty partners. His lady had not come to the dance that night. Her mother was ill, and so his girl had remained at her side.

A fine docile act, he thought sourly, but it left him at loose ends.
His friend, Herbert, came up to him between sets with a cold drink and some words of encouragement.

“After all, Johanna is not the only girl in the world,” Frederic said.
“There are many pretty girls here tonight. Just dance with one of them.”

Bolstered by his friend’s words, he started looking around the dance hall. His eye fell upon a beautiful young girl standing wistfully at the edge of the floor beside the door to the terrace. She was dressed in an old-fashioned white gown and her skin was pale as the moon. Her dark eyes watched the dance hungrily from her position behind a tall fern, and he felt his heart beat faster.

Such a lovely woman should be dancing with! He made his way through the bustling crowd and bowed to that beautyl in white. She looked startled by his addresses, as if she had not expected anyone to notice her that night. But she readily assented to dance with him, and he proudly led her out onto the floor for the next set, all thoughts of Johanna gone from his mind.

Frederic and some of his other friends gave him odd looks as he danced with the beauty in white. A few times, the man opposite them bumped right into them as if he had not seen his partner at all. He was furious and wanted to stop the dance and make the man apologize to the beauty in white, but she just laughed and hushed him. When the dance was over, he hurried to get his fair partner a drink.

Frederic approached him at the refreshment table. “When I told you to dance, I meant with a partner,” his friend teased him. “I was dancing with a partner,” he replied, irritated by his friends remark. “The loveliest lady in all of Germany!” - “You’ve had too much to drink, my friend,” Frederic replied. “You were dancing by yourself out there!”
He glared at his friend and turned away without answering him. Making his way back to the beauty in white, he handed her a glass and asked her to stroll with him along the terrace. The night was beautiful, the sky full of stars, and he stared at the beauty in white with his heart in his eyes as they stood looking out over the beautiful scene.
The beauty in white turned to him with a sigh and said: “Thank you for the dance. It has been a very long time since I had such pleasure.” - “Let us dance again, then.” he said infatuatedly. But she shook her head. “I must leave now…” she said, catching up her skirts with one hand and drifting toward the stairs at the side of the terrace.
“Please don’t go!” he pleaded, following her. “I must…” she said, turning to look at him. Her eyes softened when she saw the look on his face.
“Come with me?” she invited, holding out a pale hand. His heart pounded rapidly at the thought. More than anything in the world, he wanted to go with this lovely beauty in white.

And then his mind registered the fact that he could see the stone wall of the terrace through the girl’s hand. His desire melted away before the shock of that realization. He looked into her face again, and realized that she was fading away before his eyes. At the look of horror on his face, thebeauty gave a sad laugh and dropped her hand, which was nearly transparent now. “Goodbye…” she said, her body becoming thin and misty. “Goodbye.” Then she was gone.

He gave a shout of terror when he realized he had been dancing with a ghost. He bolted from the premises, leaving his horse behind, and ran all the way home.

When Frederic came the next day to bring him his horse, he told his friend the whole story. Frederic whistled in awe.

“You saw the spirit of Kassandra, my friend,” he said. “She was the daughter of one of the local aristocracy who lived in this region more than a hundred years ago. She died of consumption the night before her first ball and they say her spirit sometimes attends the local dances, hoping to claim one of the dances that she missed.”

He shuddered at the thought of his dance with the ghost. “I will not be visiting that dance hall again,” he told Frederic. “From now on, all my dances will be with Johanna!”

And he kept his word.

BOOH! Are you scared, yet?

Catch ya,

Sanni

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

[In “Bad Dream House,” the man from the moving company finishes unloading the Simpsons’ things.]
Moving Man: That’s all of it. Sign here!
[Homer signs a paper on a clipboard.]
Homer: There you are my man. And a dollar for yourself.
Moving Man: [Muttering to himself] A buck. I’m glad there’s a curse on this place.
Homer: Huh?



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