It’s sanni-licious

13 ways to really annoy people

1.) Holler random number when anybody is counting.

2.) Staple papers in the middle of the page.

3.) ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE!

4.) only type in lowercase dont use punctuation

5.) Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

6.) Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

7.) Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public places consisting entirely of “beep, beep beep-beep-beep”.

8.) Leave the photocopier set to reduce 200%, extra dark, a3 paper, 99 copies.

9.) Forget the pun line to a long joke, but assure them it was a real hoot.

10.) Do not add any inflection to the end of a sentence, and make the impression you will say something more at any moment.

11.) Write the surprise ending on the first page of the library book…

12.) Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

13.) Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for “violating your airspace”.

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: What´s this again?
Apu: A napkin, sir.