Welcome to my TT Edition #16 - the Special Edition “Cyber Cruise”!

“Don’t miss our fabulous cyber cruise that starts now on Friday the 16th of March with many fantastic destinations such as: Sweden, Norway, Belgium, Spain, Germany, Alaska (!), US, Italy, Dominican Republic, Australia and other mystery destinations!”
Mrs Lifecruiser, Cyber Cruise Captain

*singing* “My bags are packed, I´m ready to go…” besides all the usual and useful stuff (coffee mug, espresso machine, beauty case, Sambuca, medicine, 436 pairs of shoes, scented candles, towels, tool kit, Dom Perignon, double salted licorice, yoga stuff, etc.)
I´d like to add 13 things I can´t live without to my trolley. So the special edition is about

13 “Things” in my Cyber Cruise Bag:

1.) My wooden dick pipe (as promised)

2.) Backgammon Board

3.) Must-have: My Digi Cam

4.) Aaah… diving - I´ll need diving gear

5.) a ton of (guide-)books

6.) ipod (pirates-songs) and Docking-Station

7.) My beloved sunglasses

8.) Mmmh… Evolution Surf Mango Cucumber Revitalizing Spray

9.) Fave Bikini

10.) My notebook to stay in touch with Non-Cruisers

11.) Blind Passenger #1: Jersey (don´t worry - she is comfy *smile*)

12.) Blind Passenger #2: Luis

13.) Blind Passenger #3: Frank

I promise: The blind passengers are all cat-friendly, party-beasts who are able to hold their drinks, will sllep in my cabin and the best: bring their own DOM =)))

*WOO* I know… I have to take seat on my trolley (as usual) in order to get it closed… but I miss something… so I hope you don´t mind: I´m off now to shop these for the cruise:

Ship Ahoy!

Happy TT and thanks for stopping by,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get.