Google Earth MEME Part #3

Steve @ AELOPE tagged me with his Google Earth Meme. His challenge is to google our childhood homes and tell five stories that are accompanied by Google Earth. After introducing Granny Anni in my Part #1 my favorite beech tree Part #2 I´m going to share some “special memories” of my childhood today:

Earth Childhood Recollection Meme - Sanni´s Part #3:
Dancing School

It´s usual to visit a Dancing School in Germany - that´s why my 14th birthday present has been a certificate to visit a dancing class. 15 weeks à 2 dancing lessons later we all were invited to a ball.
My first ball - Oh how I was looking forward to this event.

There were so many things on my “ball-to-do-list”:

- buy a new dress
- get a new haircut
- buy high heels
- visit beautician
- find a present for ball-partner
- girly girl blablabla

After my invitation the high heels idea was replaced by “buy moccasin” because my dancing partner was as tall as ~~a dwarf~~ me… but all the other things went well. *ROFL* About 1.000 plans were to be launched and I was happy as a sandboy

until…

… the event evening.
OMG, I felt so sick while I was having my bubblebath. I nearly didn´t make it to jump out of the bathtub before I threw up…
But I wanted to visit the ball. I needed to visit the ball! THE BALL - the coolest event in 1989.
THE BALL - THE PLACE 2 BE!

So I tarted myself up… nice underwear, my ball gown, my panty hose…
My Pantyhose? Where the heck? Oh no! I forgot to buy a new one.
“MOMMYYYYY!”
I borrowed Mommy´s nylons… and a garter belt =)
WOW - It felt good to wear the lingerie.

I felt like a dancing queen. A dancing queen? No! THE dancing queen!

Until…

I felt this pain in my stomach again. Right after the 1st dance I had to run upstairs in order to visit the restrooms. I didn´t know if I should puke or s*%t first. So I decided to sit down on the toilet to “satisfy” my runs, hoist my dress and puke into the toilet right through my legs… *yummy* But I felt better immediately.

Thereafter I freshed up myself and went back to the ballroom. I swaggered down the huge staircase…
… but …What was going on? Everybody watched my! EVERYBODY -

My 1st thought: “Thanks folks, I´m honored. I know I´m f%#king beautiful!”

Such a neat feeling…

Until…

my dancing partner spanked on my behind and said: “Nice piece of NAKED ass!”

Welcome to the most embarrassing moment in my whole life (so far)!!!

My 2nd thought: “Okay, calm down, Sanni… everythings gonna be alright… as soon as you dig a hole to China and disappear in a splitsecond!!!”

What happened? Wearing such lingerie was so new to me - I didn´t realize I´ve pluged the whole back of my grown into the garter belt… and that´s exactly how I left the restrooms… showing my naked butt, better: my half-naked self to about 400 ball-visitors!

My 3rd thought:“Dancing lessons? Me? NEVER AGAIN!”

Okay… I confess: I´ve visited 4 other dancing classes. Dancing means way too much fun for me to quit after this tiny little… “common talk” =)

Bite me - I don´t give a s*%t! LOL

xoXOxo,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer’s Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!