2006 October | It's sanni-licious - Part 2
 
 
 
 
Oct 26
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Heute vor sechs Monaten habe ich unseren kleinen Mr L zur Welt gebracht…

Ich bin so unendlich glücklich, dass er bei uns ist…
von Tag zu Tag kann ich mich weniger daran erinnern, wie mein Leben ohne die kleine Parkett-Ratte gewesen ist…

Und weil mich Mr L sowieso täglich in eine recht festliche Stimmung versetzt, haben ich mich entschlossen, heute seinen quasi Halbes-Jahr-Geburtstag zu feiern…

Also… die Eierlikör-Torte ist fertig… ich setze schonmal Kaffee auf und schicke allen, die Mr L lieb haben, aber heute nicht bei ihm sein können, eine virtuelle Tass Kaff und ein Stück Torte rüber! Guten… ;-)

catch ya,

And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Homer: “Lisa, would you like a donut?”
Lisa: “No thanks. Do you have any fruit?”
Homer: “This has purple in it. Purple is a fruit. “

Oct 25

Rufus asks,
Sanni answers…

Five Minutes to myself I would spend them, ideally…
… Sleeping. Definitely sleeping.

Five dollars to spend right now I would spent on…
…Mhmmmm… 5 bucks? I had to be in the US… Just two words: TACO BELL! I’d buy a carne asada burrito with pico de gallo, cheese, hot sauce and sour cream. Then I’d hate myself for eating it afterwards.

Five items in my house I could part with right now…
… I guess I could part with some things immediately… *looks around*
1. This nasty old racks that I bought at IKEA light-years ago. Was not able to pass with them, because they spend lots of storage place in our accessible closet.
2. All of my old “pretending-to-be-Tupperware”-plastic-bowls. I don’t know why they still exist… like to replace them on and off. (Ed. note: “No! I DON´T collect ANY yogurt-tumbler to freeze kinds of herbs in them!”)
3. Some of this bloody old blue IKEA patchy rugs.
4. I could probably throw away a large portion of the spices that fill my pantry. I don’t even know how old some of them are. *EWWWW*
5. Some of our dust catchers… no, this might be too hard to decide upon loving or leaving. Have to keep it at 4.

Five Items in my house I could absolutely never part with…
This is quite simple, but difficult to keep it at five…
1. My music stuff in general, including the rhythm-responding light-object.
2. My tons of books…
3. My photos… so many memories :-)
4. My (self-painted) pics
5. My notebook

Five words I Love…
… Kind of queer question! Let me name 5 words I use often…
1. Please
2. Definetly
3. Amazing
4. Absolutely
5. and one word I really love: Misses ;-))) *tataaaa*

I know, so exciting, yes? I’m exhausted, I need a nap… looking forward to the first mentioned 5 minutes to myself… ;-)

catch ya,


And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Scully: “Homer, we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?”
Homer: “Yes.” [lie dectector blows up]

Oct 24


Myth: Handsome, cute or good looking guys in the gym

Fact: Sweaty, unshaven, rolly-polly guys, and if there are any cute ones around, they just end up looking gay.


Myth: All you need is love.

Fact: Yeah, true… @ 1st blush :-)
but have you heard of i-pods, sunglasses, D-series, all the glitters?
And what about a so-called “brain-f*#k”?


Myth: The acid in grapefruit helps burn body fat, so the pounds drop off.

Fact: I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but sadly experts say no food can actually carry out this amazing feat. Some foods can speed up your metabolism for a short time, but do not actually cause weight loss. Luckily, grapefruit fans like Kylie can relax, as the fruit has a low-carb content and is packed with vitamins!


Myth : It´s better late than never.

Fact: You missed the bus. Better luck next time, if there is a next time at all.


Myth: Forever young

Fact : You suddenly realise you are ageing every minute, and the urge to go back to the wrinkle free skin products creeps into you when you don’t even have a wrinkle.


Myth: The first cut is the deepest.

Fact: Each one of them hurts just as much, if not more.

Myth: Menstrual blood attract bears, at least Black Bears. It is also a fact that having sex in the wilderness attracts grizzlies.

Fact: I haven’t “hiked” much in grizzly country, so I can’t say for grizzlies. ;-)
Momentarily I am PMS-ing…but I can´t remember having a single bear around during last trails… *geehee*. By the way… does anyone know where to buy divacup or softcup in Germany?

Myth: After the rain comes sun

Fact: Life is a bitch sometimes. I am feeling kind of snafu since yesterday… and there seems to be no “sun” in sight. Sanni might apologize for being a manic-depressive. I don´t.

catch ya,


And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Homer: “Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!”
Marge: “HOMER!”
Homer: “I gotta go, Moe - my damn whiner kids are listening. “

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