When Pumpkins Glow
When Pumpkins Glow
Then you will know
I think of you
And hope you too
Remember times
When even dimes
Would buy those things
Like store-bought rings
And make a call
Say Hi Ya all
And candy bars
Big ones like Mars
And pumpkins fat
Even a hat
Things fun for you
And for me too.
Happy Halloween!
The Halloweeny MEME
1. What’s the scariest movie you’ve ever seen?
Just one word: Hostel
The eye-removal-operation… *geeeek* Not only the scariest, but also the most splattering movie I´ve ever seen.
I was so scared that I felt like I might wet my panties for two hours!!!
2. What was your favorite Halloween Costume from childhood?
Mmmmh… being a little child my favorite Costume has been (whoever laughs about it will be shot!) “Miss Piggy”. My Mrs Elli sewed it for me when I was about 6 years old. However, the costume was not made for Halloween. We did celebrate and dress up in costumes for Fasching/Fastnacht which was the Tuesday before AshWednesday.
3. If you had an unlimited budget, what would your Fantasy Costume be for this Halloween?
Ursula, the witchy octopus diva villian from Disney´s The Little Mermaid. I always wanted a dress-maker to make an Ursula costume for me. Approximately like this… 
Don´t know, what´s wrong with me. I love the villians… Cruela as well, but the Halloween Cruela Costume is taken already by a gay guy I know…
4. When was the last time you went Trick or Treating?
Last year, did you know, I went to a neighborhood and they were giving out iPods? *justkidding* When I was a little child, there has not been any Halloween-hype in Germany (Was that whiney enough for you…?) But I´m planning to go every year with with Mr L as soon as possible. However, I will not collect my own candy. In the future I´m going to steal Mr L´s… *GGG*
5. What’s your favorite Halloween Candy?
Any time of year, my fave candy is M&Ms Peanutbutter. And Skittles. But they are not sold in Germany. Too bad… Is that too much information?
6. Tell us about a scary nightmare you had.
My internet-account did not work, the new harddisk of my notebook was f#*ked and the old harddisk was infected by sealop 
Oh damn shit… this wasn´t a nightmare…*geehee*
I rarely have nightmares. After waking up the contents of my dreams are mostly burried in oblivion.
7. What is your Supernatural Fear?
I don’t have one, but if there are ghosts existing I’d like my grandma to visit me.
8. What is your Creepy-Crawly Fear?
Spiders… exept Sir Humphrey. But far at worst I fear a bite of the famous “brown recluse spider”. Why? Because the bite injects a toxic that eats away your skin. Are you scared yet?
9. Tell us about a time when you saw a ghost, or heard something go bump in the night.
I went on a vacation in a cabin that was in the woods. I spent ONE night alone… and heard a scrabble on the roof. The wind was swirling as well. I was totally freaked out and wanted to spent the night hiding under the bed. Next morning the scratching turned out to be just some rodents on the roof… a good laugh today, but definetly not that night.
10. Would you ever stay in a real Haunted House overnight?
It would be fun to have a sleepover party. I love to play “Truth or Dare?!”…
11. Are you a traditionalist (just a face) Jack O’Lantern Carver, or do you get really creative with your pumpkins?
I can get pretty creative when I have the time.
But I prefer antics… so I usually carve a Jack O´Latern face, which consists of three triangles for the eyes and nose and a big toothy grin for the mouth.
12. How much do you decorate your home for Halloween?
Like this (decorative Mr L. will not be removed after Halloween!!!)
13. What do you want on your Tombstone?
Mmmmmh… tuna chunks, bell peppers, extra cheese… ;P All jokes aside:
Tombstone? I’m a vampire. We’re immortal.
Myers meets A Nightmare Before XMAS
And please visit the… 
… and Sonny to learn about Halloweeny-History…
happy trick and treatin´
And now…
… our moment of Homer J.:
Homer: Bart, I’m not asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You may not realize it now, but when you save a rich guy’s life, he showers you with riches. Don’t you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the villagers tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough, so they got Hercules and he used his mighty strength, and bingo. Anyway, the moral is, is that the lion was so happy, that he gave Hercules this big… thing… of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get riches?
Homer: It was the olden days.
Bart: Oh.
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